So in a few spare moments today my mind was wandering, as minds do, about what might happen if the St Trinians girls were to wander into one or another fictional setting, and I found myself imagining some of the cast of Bleach.
I promptly imagined them manning some sort of nice cheerful "lemonade stall" on a public sports day or similar school-visiting day, and selling glasses of homemade bathtub gin to members of Eleventh Division who knew to ask for "the good stuff" and pay a bit extra.
Then I imagined Yamamoto-soutaichou wandering over, and them doing their best to look innocent and offer him a glass of proper (rather watered-down) lemonade. Except that he twitched those massive eyebrows, passed over an extra pound, and requested "the good stuff".
And he then walked away with a paper cup of ostensible lemonade to make polite conversation with the other school governors.
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Hands up the girl who burnt down the East Wing last night. -- Searle