How I waste my time when I have nothing to do
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In June I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In November I put gum in n4rayan's hair (-12 points). In March I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Friday I stole mic705's purse (-30 points). Last Thursday I donated bone marrow to jediarepretty in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (211 points). For Christmas I deserve a lego set!
Sincerely,
inc4ndescent
To be perfectly honest, I got a bunch of results and pieced together the ones I like. Hooray for cheating!
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