Feb 28, 2005 10:55
finally updating this thing again.. i hate having all these things...
Friendster, Myspace, hi5, SMS, livejournal, etc. i have too many
but i only use 2 hahaha...
anyhoo, i'm sad these days... i think i regret it or will regret it...
i don't know what i'm talking about anymore...
i need a break...
but i dunno if it'll last
i hav a headache ... i'mma go now
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3 Wishes
Once there was a rabbit and a bear who lived in a magical forest. This
magical forest was said to have a magical golden frog that would grant any
3 wishes that a person asked it, the catch being that you would have to
find it first.
Now the rabbit and the bear hated each other, because as we all know,
bears eat rabbits.
One day, the rabbit was hopping at the edge of a clearing. On the other
side the bear was plodding around as well -- although neither saw each
other. When they both reached the middle at the same time they both
spotted the golden frog.
The frog turned to each of them and said, "You have both found me,
therefore I will grant each of you 3 wishes."
The bear, being a bachelor, immediately stated, "I wish all the bears in
this forest were female." And POOF, they were all female.
The rabbit then said, "I wish I had a helmet." And POOF, he got a helmet.
Now this just made the bear furious. "Why would you waste a perfectly good
wish on a stupid helmet??? You could get a helmet any day! You better make
your next wish better or else..."
Since the rabbits turn was over, the bear thought for a moment and
exclaimed, "I wish all the bears in this state were female." And POOF,
they were all female.
The rabbit then said, "I wish I had a motorcycle." And POOF, a motorcycle
appeared in front of the rabbit.
This made the bear more mad than ever. "Now you've wasted two wishes! If
you don't make this last wish a good one, then you're going to be very
sorry..."
After a moment of thought, the bear then proclaimed, "I wish that all the
bears in the world were female." And POOF, they were all female.
Now the rabbit was getting nervous, so he strapped in his helmet and
hopped on the bike and started to drive away.
Just before he got out of earshot, he yelled back, "I wish that bear was
gay!"