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so i just finished an eleven hour shift at caribou because someone called off and my fagolicious boss and his boyfriend wanted to take his gaybys (from a pervious marriage)to see Narnia. because i'm awesome (and i need money), i decided to stay for him. funny thing that happened:
-my boss's eleven year old son has a "gf". i said 'how is it that you're eleven and you have a girlfriend, and i'm twenty three and i don't have a boyfriend?' to which he says to me, 'well, maybe if you got out more, you'd have a boyfriend.' i thought that that was pretty amusing. apparently, eleven year olds can see right through me.
-i also asked this little boy if he and his girlfriend were getting married, to which he informed me that they were already talking about it. So...I've got less game than an eleven year old.
thank you, thank you.
-my boss's eleven year old son has a "gf". i said 'how is it that you're eleven and you have a girlfriend, and i'm twenty three and i don't have a boyfriend?' to which he says to me, 'well, maybe if you got out more, you'd have a boyfriend.' i thought that that was pretty amusing. apparently, eleven year olds can see right through me.
-i also asked this little boy if he and his girlfriend were getting married, to which he informed me that they were already talking about it. So...I've got less game than an eleven year old.
thank you, thank you.