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[inappropuri]

UP FOR AUCTIONA rare, one-time offer! Will never come up again! Don't miss this chance

Comments

[zenzaitensai]

I could use more bait. One carrot flavored kit-kat.

[inappropuri]

A single kit kat isn't nearly enough, sorry Zaizen.

[zenzaitensai]

I could throw in some fox booties.

[applestocacti]

Perhaps we should combine offers, Zaizen-kun?

[zenzaitensai]

Not prank booties, I'm assuming.

[applestocacti]

Perhaps we could come to an ..... agreement... regarding the prize?

[inappropuri]

I've received a most tempting offer from another party. You might have to up your offer, Shuusuke and Zaizen.

[applestocacti]

Zaizen-kun, might I conclude we agree on the following:

1. Niou-kun is likely bluffing about the better offer.

2. The only way he is not would be if the alternative bid came from Tezuka. That being so, the result of the trousers falling into such hands would be rather uninteresting.

3. Voodoo is an entertainment source we can all enjoy.

That being so, perhaps charmed fox booties might be a possible addition?

[inappropuri]

If you practice voodoo with Kunimitsu's pants, can you avoid his genitals? I'm rather fond of them at the moment.

[tezuka_ku]

Niou...

[inappropuri]

What, were you expecting me to lie about it?

I'm trying to be very honest while Seiichi's not around. I don't have him to pull out my black hairs that grow as a result of my lies.

[tezuka_ku]

Please don't encourage voodoo on me in general.

And you have illusions. Nobody would see it.

[inappropuri]

What if I practiced voodoo on you?

I like that you don't question this idea of me getting black hairs when I lie.

[tezuka_ku]

I'm not sure you haven't already been doing so.

It would a very Niou thing to happen.

[inappropuri]

It would explain so much about your sometimes erratic and daring actions.

Hahaha. Do you want to check my hair and look for yourself?

[tezuka_ku]

It would.

Perhaps later.