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[inappropuri]

I've provided a few hypothetical situations for people to stretch their brains over. Because stretching the brain keeps it healthy.

I need you to choose, from the options provided, who you think is most likely responsible for the situation shown in the picture.

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[zenzaitensai]

What if I tied myself up?

[inappropuri]

I considered it. But it seemed far more likely that you'd either be tied up by one of your boy friends or one of the people who want to push you off tall buildings. I didn't want to stretch people's brains too much, you know.

[zenzaitensai]

Boy friends?

Maybe I want to push myself off a tall building and decided it was smarter to tie myself up instead.

[inappropuri]

Your male friends? Or are you saying Hirakoba and Tooyama and Oily Mizuki aren't males? I'm pretty sure Yuu-kun is, I've seen him naked before.

Oh, I thought for a moment there you were going to say you tied yourself up to make pushing yourself off a building more efficient and I was going to agree with you.

[zenzaitensai]

I've seen all of them naked. Males. But why separate based on sex? A girl friend could have tied me up just as easily.

That would make it less efficient, actually. Harder to walk to the ledge.

[inappropuri]

Your male friends seem more the kinky sort.... and the ones who would leave you free to read the newspaper while tied up.

Maybe you could jump off the ledge. Give yourself that bit of a boost in speed off.

[zenzaitensai]

Osakada-senpai grabbed my ass. Hime-chan sleeps with me every night. Chitose-chan reads too much Twilight.

What if the roof is fenced?

[inappropuri]

Who knows what you and Hirakoba get up to with your packages and bathtubs, though.

Climb it. Text a friend to come smash it down for you.

[zenzaitensai]

Just washing. If you're very curious about Hirakoba in the bathtub, I'll send a video.

Less efficient. Better to climb it while not tied up. Or I could try to balance on the edge of the fence while tying myself up to jump.

[tezuka_ku]

Being tied up would help with the drag... but it would make getting up to a tall building's roof difficult.

[ecstaticfear]

I see you voted for yourself on my spot. That's not something you want to test next, is it?

[zenzaitensai]

What if it is? I see you voted that I've been tied up by a fish. Interesting feat.

[ecstaticfear]

I'd say that's interesting. And there wasn't the option of you doing it to yourself.

[zenzaitensai]

If the above were options, who would you like to be tied up like? True. I would've done it myself to read the paper.

[ecstaticfear]

Hmm. I don't know. Maybe Yanagi-kun or myself. Of course, you need new ways to make reading a paper interesting.

[zenzaitensai]

No reason not to try both. I enjoyed myself greatly.