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I'm visiting my family with Kunimitsu and Bon-chan. It's all rather scarily marital and harmonious. I think I may have to drag myself off to the bathroom to vomit now.

Also I'm totally having another food baby.

In the meantime, please answer the following important poll.

Poll

Comments

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...Why isn't none of the above an option?

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Do you think you're a good candidate for the title? Is that why you want to say 'none of the above'? What a bold declaration!

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Based on the definition Zaizen-kun gave, I'm not a good candidate, but the others aren't either.

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I provided alternate definitions.

You don't think you're a dashing swordsman? Does your younger brother take that title away from you?

[fiyahshots]

They weren't much better and the one I'd prefer is "obsolete" based on your definitions.

Uh... not really? And no. He's not really the dashing swordsman type. More like the "come at you like a spidermonkey" type.

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Perhaps you should make it a goal of yours to turn it into a commonly used word again, then.

.............. I think you just made a joke. Oh my god my sense of humour is so shot right now I'm having difficulty telling if people are attempting being humorous towards me. This is awful.

[fiyahshots]

I'd rather not.

Kind of. I suppose this is what happens when we aren't on the same plane of reality.

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Are you sure? It'd be easy. You could spar people with swords and then at the end be like "Gosh golly [insert name here]. You're such a gay-blade, so skillful with the sword!" It'll pick up again.

I've transcended reality. I'm living in some endless dream state where I occasionally crossover with other humans.

[fiyahshots]

...who still says "gosh golly?"

So... are you kind of like the Northern Water Tribe girl who became the moon and broke Sokka's heart?

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.... me.

Um. Not really. More like I living in the spirit world and it's just really in sync with the real world and I appear here often.

[fiyahshots]

Oh.

Got it.

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'Oh' indeed.

Are you heavily entrenched in reality, Kuwahara? Has your perception of reality changed since coming here?

[fiyahshots]

It's only changed a little.

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I suppose your powers aren't that life changing or strange. So that's something.

[fiyahshots]

Finding out you're a demigod is pretty life-changing on its own.

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Or maybe for some people it explains everything that's happened to them so far. And it's one of those eyeopening, peace-bringing moments. I don't know.