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[inappropuri]

I'm visiting my family with Kunimitsu and Bon-chan. It's all rather scarily marital and harmonious. I think I may have to drag myself off to the bathroom to vomit now.

Also I'm totally having another food baby.

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[kaminokusaki]

I miss you already. I shall use SanaShark to keep me company while you're gone.

[inappropuri]

I miss you with the burning of a thousand suns, Seiichi. I'm going to shower you with love and presents when I get back. And maybe some cat fluff.

[kaminokusaki]

That's a very Apollo-esque thing to say. Careful now, you're starting to show your parentage. Say hi to my family and totally crash our siblings' dates.

[inappropuri]

What a horrid thing to say. Oh my god.

I've somehow agreed to go jogging with Kunimitsu and throw things for him to train with. It's kind of terrible.

[kaminokusaki]

I could've lied, but then I would've kind of felt bad which would have affected my flowers and I just can't have that.

You poor thing.

[inappropuri]

I think you need to come visit again, by the way. So my parents don't forget quite how fabulous you are.

All I'm getting out of this arrangement is an afternoon nap. God my negotiating skills are in the toilet at the moment.

[kaminokusaki]

I'm not going to come now and potentially ruin "meet the parents" week.

What has happened to you? Where is the Niou from a year ago who pulled pranks and could negotiate someone out of their own pants?

[inappropuri]

If I'm not careful my brother's going to want a pet fox. And Bon-chan is so cute and well behaved.

I DON'T KNOW. I'm hoping he's just sleeping dormant while this currently excruciatingly boring version of me runs rampant and will eventually get tired enough to be replaced with the more exciting version soon. It's actually really concerning.

[kaminokusaki]

That's not going to happen.

I have a theory: you fell in loooove.

[inappropuri]

I think he wants a chubby fox following him around and bouncing and asking for treats.

.... a fine theory for why I'm nice to Kunimitsu. It doesn't explain everything else. I mean, god, I can't even bring myself to be mean to Sanatato anymore. I'm just half-heartedly poking him with a blunt stick at this point now.

[kaminokusaki]

My sister isn't going to put up with that.

Tezuka's softened you.

[inappropuri]

Are you sure? She hasn't met Bon-chan who is the most sparkling child ever.

I don't want to be softened, Seiichi. How do I go back to being terrible and awful with no conscience?

[kaminokusaki]

I'm sure. "Of /course/, Niou-kun would have a pet fox. That's just like him to have an unconventional pet." She didn't believe me when I said he was actually Tezuka's.

I have no idea. You'll figure it out while I continue to be a shining, wonderful person.

[inappropuri]

My brother's pretty like me though.... it could just like him to have an unconventional pet as well.

Maybe my excitement was a gift from Artemis and now she's abandoning me. Maybe I should go back to worshipping her and see what happens.

[kaminokusaki]

Hmm, no foxes in the Persephone cabin.

Always a possibility.

[inappropuri]

Oh my god, maybe my theory about Kunimitsu stealing my excitement is true. Maybe he's a monster who seduces exciting young people and stores it in bottles for his perverse collection. And then leaves their empty husks behind. Oh my god, I'm going to be a jar of excitement on a shelf surrounded by others who fell trap to his secretive smile and sneaky touches I feel like such a fool