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[inappropuri]

THE MOST IMPORTANT POLL EVER

Poll

Yesterday I was out and about and a guy came towards me on a bicycle. And I stabbed him with some chopsticks and he fell off his bike. I can feel my self-defence instincts really growing.

Comments

[tezuka_ku]

I hope that was a dream...

[inappropuri]

I think my heart just stopped a little there when you voted for Shishido. I was so insulted.

And no it wasn't.

[tezuka_ku]

I recall doing no such thing.

Please don't stab strangers on the street....

[inappropuri]

I see, maybe I was hallucinating.

He looked like a maniac. You should be proud, Kunimitsu. All your training is paying off.

[tezuka_ku]

That must have been it.

Training to be used against monsters. Not innocent citizens you do not like the look of.

[inappropuri]

It's been happening a fair bit. Misreading things and all that.

Maybe it was a monster in disguise. The air around him was very red and sparkly, like Sanatato's when he's angry.

[tezuka_ku]

How dangerous.

Then perhaps it was. But you should verify before stabbing people with chopsticks and other items.

[inappropuri]

Yes. Who knows what I'll start hallucinating and seeing next.

I disappeared before he could see me. I thought that was quite nifty too.

[tezuka_ku]

Perhaps you should visit Sakaki for advice on illusions vs reality.

I hope if he was not a monster he was not badly injured.

[inappropuri]

Maybe. I was having this marvellous hallucination yesterday involving you. I wouldn't mind having that again.

There was no blood on the chopsticks. So he probably has a lovely looking bruise and some scrapes from falling off the bike.

[tezuka_ku]

Please don't share that one with Sakaki...

How reassuring. I hope you didn't use the chopsticks after.

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[inappropuri]

I'm assuming it was a hallucination, anyway. Unless you were spontaneously training topless and doing chin ups on a tree branch? Which is totally cool if you did but I think if you did, I'd be a bit insulted you didn't invite me.

And what if I did?

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[tezuka_ku]

While I do, on occasion, train topless in the summer I find tree branches are not kind to hands.

I may have to frown at you.

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[inappropuri]

Maybe you should wear gloves. And let me sit up in the branch and watch you from above.

Hahaha, I didn't use the people-stabbing chopsticks later, Kunimitsu. I threw them out.

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[tezuka_ku]

Or I could just use proper chin-up bars.

Good. But please stop stabbing people.

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[inappropuri]

Can I watch?

Yes yes, I'll stop stabbing random passing people, just for you, Kuni-chan.