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[inappropuri]

Hello my name is Tezuka Masaharu and I'm so serious, I make passing children cry from my facial expression

Comments

[rainbow_ryou]

Did you lose a bet? Why would you want to be a boring, serious Tezuka?

[inappropuri]

Because boring, serious Tezuka's are secretly exciting. And I'm quite fond of them.

[rainbow_ryou]

So now you're secretly exciting instead of overtly exciting?

And I can't picture the original Tezuka as exciting.

[inappropuri]

I'm actually a very boring person when I'm not being a Tezuka, I'll have you know.

... I'd say that maybe you should kiss him in a closet, but that's an awful idea. You'll just have to take my word for it. As someone who knows him intimately.

[kaminokusaki]

You are ridiculous.

[inappropuri]

Hey, he gave me permission to be a Tezuka for a few days. As long as I do the name proud. Which I'm doing.

[kaminokusaki]

Is this a trial before you officially change your name to "Tezuka Masaharu?"

[inappropuri]

... No.

[sanada_g]

Stop mocking my brother.

[inappropuri]

Hello brother-in-law.

[sanada_g]

Brother in...WHAT.

[inappropuri]

It's easier than saying "my boyfriend's brother".

[zenzaitensai]

Tezuka-senpai, please tell me about your daily schedule.

[inappropuri]

It involves chinups on the door frames at ungodly hours in the morning, lots of squats and lunges to tone my ship-launching ass and fox cuddling. I'm very proficient at the last.

[zenzaitensai]

Interesting. On the average day, how many ships do you launch with your buttocks.

[inappropuri]

I try to aim for an average of 300, but sometimes it's a bit hard. On a good day, I can do 450.

[maemukimiyu]

Dorobo-nii-chan doesn't make kids cry! But he does steal things sometimes or gets his sneaky fox to.

[inappropuri]

Tears of admiration, maybe, then. And that's pretty awful. He steals things from me too.

[maemukimiyu]

Maybe something like that. ★

And you just steal back from him don't you?

[inappropuri]

Well, I don't really steal. I borrow and just never return. I still have a jacket of his from a few years ago. I'm trying to gather a full Tezuka Kunimitsu costume. I just have the pants, shirt and socks to go. And glasses.