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zenzaitensai January 27 2015, 02:54:39 UTC
If you meant to put those on the flag pole, you missed.

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inappropuri January 27 2015, 02:55:50 UTC
I'm actually thinking about nailing a pair of underwear to the door of every cabin. The biggest struggle is trying to figure out which type for which cabin.

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zenzaitensai January 27 2015, 02:59:28 UTC
Easy. The most interesting pair from each cabin.

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inappropuri January 27 2015, 03:03:12 UTC
I've got some really good insider information on the Hades cabin. They're much better than the sad grey granny panties the rest of them wear, anyway.

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zenzaitensai January 27 2015, 03:06:20 UTC
If you asked Momoshiro-kun to take off his pants, I already have a picture of that. Or did Shiraishi-senpai show you something good?

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inappropuri January 27 2015, 03:07:56 UTC
Shiraishi showed me something fabulous.

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zenzaitensai January 27 2015, 03:11:05 UTC
You couldn't have looked directly at it. You'd be blinded by the light.

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inappropuri January 27 2015, 03:18:04 UTC
Me? He who controls light be blinded by it? Ridiculous.

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zenzaitensai January 27 2015, 03:22:22 UTC
Even Moses could not look upon God.

Were there sequins?

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inappropuri January 27 2015, 03:23:44 UTC
You're mistaken though. I'm not really Moses, I'm actually God. Burning bush, true creator of plagues and all that.

There was some pretty blinding and Shiraishi-esque things on there.

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zenzaitensai January 27 2015, 03:34:44 UTC
God would post better underwear.

See icon.

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inappropuri January 27 2015, 03:37:34 UTC
Maybe God has humble tastes and likes boring blue boxer briefs. They are the true underwear that cup the ass of God or something.

I'll have to see if I can filch them for the nailing on the door. I'll even put the nail through the little tag if it's still on there, I'd hate to put a hole in the actual fabric.

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zenzaitensai January 27 2015, 03:41:39 UTC
They look dirty. God should put them in the wash.

Sew a loop, hang the underwear.

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inappropuri January 27 2015, 03:45:01 UTC
Do they have washing machines up in heaven? Or does Archangel Michael lovingly handwash everything with some sort of holy version of Snuggle? Only the softest underwear for the most sacred of man jewels.

Too easy to remove. I really do want to nail them to the door.

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zenzaitensai January 27 2015, 04:02:37 UTC
You assume God is either man or woman. But I wonder how our parents do it. Are their divine clothes always clean? Washing underwear could be in the fields of punishment.

Sew tab on. Nail tab. Perhaps pick out some pairs just for this purpose.

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inappropuri January 27 2015, 04:11:56 UTC
Perhaps there's some sort of sacred laundromat they all go to. In Tartarus.

It depends though. Some pairs I really will just nail straight on. I shall handle Shiraishi's glittery ones with care.

Do I foresee a shopping trip together in the future?

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