I'm actually thinking about nailing a pair of underwear to the door of every cabin. The biggest struggle is trying to figure out which type for which cabin.
Maybe God has humble tastes and likes boring blue boxer briefs. They are the true underwear that cup the ass of God or something.
I'll have to see if I can filch them for the nailing on the door. I'll even put the nail through the little tag if it's still on there, I'd hate to put a hole in the actual fabric.
Do they have washing machines up in heaven? Or does Archangel Michael lovingly handwash everything with some sort of holy version of Snuggle? Only the softest underwear for the most sacred of man jewels.
Too easy to remove. I really do want to nail them to the door.
You assume God is either man or woman. But I wonder how our parents do it. Are their divine clothes always clean? Washing underwear could be in the fields of punishment.
Sew tab on. Nail tab. Perhaps pick out some pairs just for this purpose.
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Were there sequins?
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There was some pretty blinding and Shiraishi-esque things on there.
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I'll have to see if I can filch them for the nailing on the door. I'll even put the nail through the little tag if it's still on there, I'd hate to put a hole in the actual fabric.
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Sew a loop, hang the underwear.
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Too easy to remove. I really do want to nail them to the door.
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Sew tab on. Nail tab. Perhaps pick out some pairs just for this purpose.
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It depends though. Some pairs I really will just nail straight on. I shall handle Shiraishi's glittery ones with care.
Do I foresee a shopping trip together in the future?
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