Il phobia di i bambini piccoli
I miss the Juliness!!! She has gone to Brazil and left us all!!! I shall fly there and retrieve her...or maybe I'll join her. Just flap my arms untill I take off and stay airborne.
As you can see, I'm very hyper. This is possibly because I am in fear of the coming of my insane cousins in under a half an hour. I'm quite scared. QUITE. There is a girl of 4 (who is pure evil) and two boys of the ages 6 and 10. They are going to be staying in the room that has my books and my computer...err...had my books. I spent over an hour moving them from the book nook to under my bed. I had to leave the non-fiction ones though. I ran out of room. This is with half the collection in my closet!!!
....I'm scared.
These are not particularly appriciative people when it comes to books. They color on them!!!! And walls! They color on walls too!!! And they're staying in my other room!!! ::screams in horror::
I'll tell you some horror stories:
*The middle boy (who is really sweet when he's alone) is completely bruised up from his siblings randomly punching him and throwing plastic fruit at him.
*Two years ago, the girl threw the middle boy across the kitchen because he was in the way of her and and the refrigerator.
*There are no fronts to the drawers in their kitchen. The kids have pulled them all off. They use the drawers as steps to get to the sugar and salt containers which they will then open and pour the contents into their mouths and across the floor.They also use them as seats in which to watch TV.
*I have never seen these children eat at a table. They eat sitting in front of the TV, or running around the house.
*The walls of their house are covered in crayon scribbles.
*Their couch was black in under a year after its purchase (it was yellow).
I'm going to hide now.
As you can see, I'm very hyper. This is possibly because I am in fear of the coming of my insane cousins in under a half an hour. I'm quite scared. QUITE. There is a girl of 4 (who is pure evil) and two boys of the ages 6 and 10. They are going to be staying in the room that has my books and my computer...err...had my books. I spent over an hour moving them from the book nook to under my bed. I had to leave the non-fiction ones though. I ran out of room. This is with half the collection in my closet!!!
....I'm scared.
These are not particularly appriciative people when it comes to books. They color on them!!!! And walls! They color on walls too!!! And they're staying in my other room!!! ::screams in horror::
I'll tell you some horror stories:
*The middle boy (who is really sweet when he's alone) is completely bruised up from his siblings randomly punching him and throwing plastic fruit at him.
*Two years ago, the girl threw the middle boy across the kitchen because he was in the way of her and and the refrigerator.
*There are no fronts to the drawers in their kitchen. The kids have pulled them all off. They use the drawers as steps to get to the sugar and salt containers which they will then open and pour the contents into their mouths and across the floor.They also use them as seats in which to watch TV.
*I have never seen these children eat at a table. They eat sitting in front of the TV, or running around the house.
*The walls of their house are covered in crayon scribbles.
*Their couch was black in under a year after its purchase (it was yellow).
I'm going to hide now.