Bonus KOTH quotes
LOL - the episode when Dale comes to the conclusion
Dale: *sigh* This is the hardest conversation I have ever had. Oh, maybe I should just blurt it out. No, I'll pussyfoot around... Boy this weather sure has been... - JOSEPH YOU'RE AN ALIEN!!!
Dale: Come on, this is great news! For two humans, we get along terribly, but for two different species we are doing mediocre to good.
Joseph: This doesn't make any sense. You're telling me I'm from outer space - like ET?
Dale: Actually no, he was a purebred alien with a heart of gold, you are only half alien and at times can be a tad self-absorbed.
JosephL You missed my damn tryouts and you are calling ME self absorbed?
Dale: Oh God! I have displeased you. I'll double - no triple - your allowancem and then when your people come return to wipe out the human race maybe you can convince them to spare us. Your mother is sturdy, she can work in the mines. And me, well, I would make an excellent pet!
Joseph: She was scared Bobby, the kind of scared you only see in earth women you have given birth to half-women, half-alien babies.
Joseph: He's just being nice so my real dad wont freeze him in carbonite and trade him for spice. It's not like he really wants me here.
Dale: *sigh* This is the hardest conversation I have ever had. Oh, maybe I should just blurt it out. No, I'll pussyfoot around... Boy this weather sure has been... - JOSEPH YOU'RE AN ALIEN!!!
Dale: Come on, this is great news! For two humans, we get along terribly, but for two different species we are doing mediocre to good.
Joseph: This doesn't make any sense. You're telling me I'm from outer space - like ET?
Dale: Actually no, he was a purebred alien with a heart of gold, you are only half alien and at times can be a tad self-absorbed.
JosephL You missed my damn tryouts and you are calling ME self absorbed?
Dale: Oh God! I have displeased you. I'll double - no triple - your allowancem and then when your people come return to wipe out the human race maybe you can convince them to spare us. Your mother is sturdy, she can work in the mines. And me, well, I would make an excellent pet!
Joseph: She was scared Bobby, the kind of scared you only see in earth women you have given birth to half-women, half-alien babies.
Joseph: He's just being nice so my real dad wont freeze him in carbonite and trade him for spice. It's not like he really wants me here.