1. I died: Wow. I guess there's something to be said for getting right to the point-no point in softening me up with a few easy questions to get me in the mood for answering, &c. I dunno. I probably wouldn't hear about it until insomniacmonty posted about it three months from now.
2. I kissed you: Why? Do you think it's the sort of thing you're likely to do?
3. I lived next door to you: Seriously reëvaluate my knowledge of geography. You're not a minor any more, are you? Good. I won't have to worry about that "contributing to the delinquency" crap.
4. I started smoking: Mock you. Mercilessly. As opposed to now, when I mock you mercifully.
5. I stole something: You mean other than my heart?
6. I was hospitalized: I'm not sure. I don't know if they let you receive cards in the psych ward.
7. I ran away from home: Oh, yeah, sure. Run away and join the circus. Er, I mean, Air Force. Same difference.
8. I got into a fight and you weren't there? Dammit, you only s'posed to fight with me, baby!
::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::
9. Personality: Needs more garlic.
10. Eyes: Al dente.
11. Hair: A little oaky, but with a nice fruity undertone.
12. Family: Delicious!
::WOULD YOU:: 13. Be my friend? Not in a million years.
14. Keep a secret if I told you one? Sure. As far as you know.
15. Hold my hand? Of course! I wouldn't want you to set it down and forget where you put it.
16. Take a bullet for me? Stealing is illegal.
17. Keep in touch? I write you as often as you write me.
18. Try and solve my problems? I had an English teacher who absolutely loathed "try and" (as well as "center around" and a few other stupid little things that careless people say). Try what? Oh! You mean try to solve your problems. Yeah, you should definitely do that. Wait. What was the question?
19. Love me? Forever and ever amen.
20. Date me? In a future life, I'll consider being an archaeologist. That carbon-14's good stuff.
21. Lied to make me feel better? No, you need balance. I'll lie to make you feel bad, so your other friends can cheer you up.
22. Wanted to kiss me? Euw! Cooties!
23. Wanted to kill me? Just you wait, dearie.
24. Broke my heart? Why are you asking me this? Only you know that. Seems like "24. Had your heart broken by me?" would make more sense.
25. Kept something important from me? You've never given me anything important to keep. Well, except your heart, and I lost that. So, I guess not.
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? How long is this quiz, anyway?
::AND MORE::
27. Who are you? Really, isn't this the kind of basic information you ought to ask before all that other stuff?
28. Are we friends? That's what the LJ user info page says. And if it's on LJ, it must be true.
29. When and how did we meet? Who are you again?
30. Describe me in one word: Inaniloquent.
31. What was your first impression? "Oh, good Lord! Not another one of those annoying high school chicks! She'll probably post stupid little quiz things and sporadic one-liners 'cos she thinks they're funny, but no actual worthwhile content for me to read."
32. Do you still think that way about me now? You graduated, right? I guess technically not, then.
33. What reminds you of me? I forget.
34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? A photo of me getting one of those oversized checks at a press conference because I won the lottery, with a little note on the back that says "You're not getting any! Hahahaha!"
35. How well do you know me? Better than you think.
36. When's the last time you saw me? The judge told me he didn't want to hear about me stalking anyone ever again, or else I'd get in serious trouble. Again. So before I answer, do you think he reads this?
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? I'm sure I've seen this question before in one of these. It's a shame the writers couldn't come up with something new. Anyway, I probably gave you some wise-assed answer there, instead of revealing my true feelings. That's a defense mechanism, you know.
38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you? No, but you can answer here.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
1. I died: Wow. I guess there's something to be said for getting right to the point-no point in softening me up with a few easy questions to get me in the mood for answering, &c. I dunno. I probably wouldn't hear about it until insomniacmonty posted about it three months from now.
2. I kissed you: Why? Do you think it's the sort of thing you're likely to do?
3. I lived next door to you: Seriously reëvaluate my knowledge of geography. You're not a minor any more, are you? Good. I won't have to worry about that "contributing to the delinquency" crap.
4. I started smoking: Mock you. Mercilessly. As opposed to now, when I mock you mercifully.
5. I stole something: You mean other than my heart?
6. I was hospitalized: I'm not sure. I don't know if they let you receive cards in the psych ward.
7. I ran away from home: Oh, yeah, sure. Run away and join the circus. Er, I mean, Air Force. Same difference.
8. I got into a fight and you weren't there? Dammit, you only s'posed to fight with me, baby!
::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::
9. Personality: Needs more garlic.
10. Eyes: Al dente.
11. Hair: A little oaky, but with a nice fruity undertone.
12. Family: Delicious!
::WOULD YOU::
13. Be my friend? Not in a million years.
14. Keep a secret if I told you one? Sure. As far as you know.
15. Hold my hand? Of course! I wouldn't want you to set it down and forget where you put it.
16. Take a bullet for me? Stealing is illegal.
17. Keep in touch? I write you as often as you write me.
18. Try and solve my problems? I had an English teacher who absolutely loathed "try and" (as well as "center around" and a few other stupid little things that careless people say). Try what? Oh! You mean try to solve your problems. Yeah, you should definitely do that. Wait. What was the question?
19. Love me? Forever and ever amen.
20. Date me? In a future life, I'll consider being an archaeologist. That carbon-14's good stuff.
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::HAVE YOU EVER::
21. Lied to make me feel better? No, you need balance. I'll lie to make you feel bad, so your other friends can cheer you up.
22. Wanted to kiss me? Euw! Cooties!
23. Wanted to kill me? Just you wait, dearie.
24. Broke my heart? Why are you asking me this? Only you know that. Seems like "24. Had your heart broken by me?" would make more sense.
25. Kept something important from me? You've never given me anything important to keep. Well, except your heart, and I lost that. So, I guess not.
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? How long is this quiz, anyway?
::AND MORE::
27. Who are you? Really, isn't this the kind of basic information you ought to ask before all that other stuff?
28. Are we friends? That's what the LJ user info page says. And if it's on LJ, it must be true.
29. When and how did we meet? Who are you again?
30. Describe me in one word: Inaniloquent.
31. What was your first impression? "Oh, good Lord! Not another one of those annoying high school chicks! She'll probably post stupid little quiz things and sporadic one-liners 'cos she thinks they're funny, but no actual worthwhile content for me to read."
32. Do you still think that way about me now? You graduated, right? I guess technically not, then.
33. What reminds you of me? I forget.
34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? A photo of me getting one of those oversized checks at a press conference because I won the lottery, with a little note on the back that says "You're not getting any! Hahahaha!"
35. How well do you know me? Better than you think.
36. When's the last time you saw me? The judge told me he didn't want to hear about me stalking anyone ever again, or else I'd get in serious trouble. Again. So before I answer, do you think he reads this?
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? I'm sure I've seen this question before in one of these. It's a shame the writers couldn't come up with something new. Anyway, I probably gave you some wise-assed answer there, instead of revealing my true feelings. That's a defense mechanism, you know.
38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you? No, but you can answer here.
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