I would name him Bron Bron.

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I just discovered this breed exists like the other day, but I will consider my life to be a complete failure if I never have one.

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IT IS PERFECT FOR MY FUTURE LIFESTYLE, no matter what path I end up going on. There's also this painfully adorable video that made me fall more in love.

THEY HAVE BLACK AND BLUE TONGUES, LIKE COME ON.