Shit my mom says
Me: Do you wanna go to the Kings game on Tuesday for $10 and no fees?
Mom: No, it'll be too late by the time we get home. And I only wanna go if it's a guaranteed win.
Buying bras yesterday
Mom: You're a 32A?
Me: Yes.
Mom: That's it?
Me: ...yes.
Watching HIMYM during dinner tonight
Mom: Isn't he (NPH) sick?
Me: No.
Mom: Is that Doogie or the Back to the Future guy?
Me: It's Doogie.
Mom: Oh. They're both white guys.
Mom: No, it'll be too late by the time we get home. And I only wanna go if it's a guaranteed win.
Buying bras yesterday
Mom: You're a 32A?
Me: Yes.
Mom: That's it?
Me: ...yes.
Watching HIMYM during dinner tonight
Mom: Isn't he (NPH) sick?
Me: No.
Mom: Is that Doogie or the Back to the Future guy?
Me: It's Doogie.
Mom: Oh. They're both white guys.