Steel Driving Man

[inabrownstudy]

Yesterday when I was in the final stages of picking up a rental car to go buy furniture for my new Providence apartment, the on-duty manager thrust the paperwork through the car window and cheerfully asked me to put my "John Henry" on the line one last time in order to indicate that the car left the lot with no discernible damage.

And here I thought that if anybody would be able to keep their signers of the Declaration of Independence straight, it would be the good people of New England.