No Effing WAY!
Oh my effing God.
Someone please save me.
I've been listening to HERO on repeat for the past 3 hours. I think I'm going insane.
The worst part is,
I'm not even sick of the song yet.
I think I'm becoming one of those girls. We all know the kind of girls I'm talking about, the tragically obsessed girls, who eat bon bons and watch romantic comedies over and over until settling on a good horror movie where the gorgeous but self centered jock boy dies in the end. The kind of girl who talks to the posters on her wall "Oh Brad, oh Matt, oh Jhonny... OH TOM!" You know what I'm talking about. It's taking me over. It really is. And I don't even have a boyfriend to be mad at.
Oh no, that's not even the worst part. The worst part is I've found that I relate to this song really well right now:
Mary anne and wanda were the best of friends
All through their high school days
Both members of the 4h club
Both active in the ffa
After graduation mary anne went out lookin’
For a bright new world
Wanda looked all around this town
And all she found was earl
Well it wasn’t two weeks
After she got married that
Wanda started gettin’ abused
She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses
And make-up to cover a bruise
Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
She let the law take it from there
But earl walked right through that restraining order
And put her in intensive care
Right away mary anne flew in from atalnta
On a red eye midnight flight
She held wanda’s hand as they
Worked out a plan
And it didn’t take long to decided
That earl had to die
Goodbye earl
Those black-eyed peas
They tasted all right to me earl
You’re feeling weak
Why don’t you lay down
And sleep earl
Ain’t it dark
Wrapped up in that tarp earl
The cops came to bring earl in
They searched the house
High and low
Then they tipped their hats
And said ’thank you ladies
If you hear from him let us know’
Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to summer
And summer faded into fall
And it turns out he was a missing person
Who nobody missed al all
So the girls bouth some land
And a roadside stand
Out on highway 109
They sell tennessee ham
And strawberry jame
And they don’t
Lose any sleep at night ’cause
Earl had to die
Goodbye earl
We need a break
Let’s go out to the lake earl
We’ll pack a lunch
And stuff you in the trunk earl
Well is that all right
Good let’s go for a ride
Earl hey
Earl had to die. It's bad enough I'm listening to the Dixie Chicks, not to mention Enrique. Oh Gawd.
I need help. Bad.
♥ Soliverr
Someone please save me.
I've been listening to HERO on repeat for the past 3 hours. I think I'm going insane.
The worst part is,
I'm not even sick of the song yet.
I think I'm becoming one of those girls. We all know the kind of girls I'm talking about, the tragically obsessed girls, who eat bon bons and watch romantic comedies over and over until settling on a good horror movie where the gorgeous but self centered jock boy dies in the end. The kind of girl who talks to the posters on her wall "Oh Brad, oh Matt, oh Jhonny... OH TOM!" You know what I'm talking about. It's taking me over. It really is. And I don't even have a boyfriend to be mad at.
Oh no, that's not even the worst part. The worst part is I've found that I relate to this song really well right now:
Mary anne and wanda were the best of friends
All through their high school days
Both members of the 4h club
Both active in the ffa
After graduation mary anne went out lookin’
For a bright new world
Wanda looked all around this town
And all she found was earl
Well it wasn’t two weeks
After she got married that
Wanda started gettin’ abused
She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses
And make-up to cover a bruise
Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
She let the law take it from there
But earl walked right through that restraining order
And put her in intensive care
Right away mary anne flew in from atalnta
On a red eye midnight flight
She held wanda’s hand as they
Worked out a plan
And it didn’t take long to decided
That earl had to die
Goodbye earl
Those black-eyed peas
They tasted all right to me earl
You’re feeling weak
Why don’t you lay down
And sleep earl
Ain’t it dark
Wrapped up in that tarp earl
The cops came to bring earl in
They searched the house
High and low
Then they tipped their hats
And said ’thank you ladies
If you hear from him let us know’
Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to summer
And summer faded into fall
And it turns out he was a missing person
Who nobody missed al all
So the girls bouth some land
And a roadside stand
Out on highway 109
They sell tennessee ham
And strawberry jame
And they don’t
Lose any sleep at night ’cause
Earl had to die
Goodbye earl
We need a break
Let’s go out to the lake earl
We’ll pack a lunch
And stuff you in the trunk earl
Well is that all right
Good let’s go for a ride
Earl hey
Earl had to die. It's bad enough I'm listening to the Dixie Chicks, not to mention Enrique. Oh Gawd.
I need help. Bad.
♥ Soliverr