The (Dreaded) Silver Ring Thing
Oh hey funny story.
Okay well no, not so funny if you are me.
Well I guess for a joke, (which is quite ridiculous to call it that because normally jokes are funny)my sister decided to sign me up and register my name for "The Silver Ring Thing". And if any of you know what "The Silver Ring Thing" is, you can imagine my distress to come home and check the mail and find all these pamphlets and brochures and "Thank you Ms. Porter for pledging your abstinence" papers. Yahoo.
Yes, that's right, "The Silver Ring Thing" now holds my virginity until I'm married. My dear sister pledged in my name that I would remain a virgin until my marriage or I will go to hell. And since I'm only half Jewish, the other part is Christian meaning, well I could likely go to hell. Which is the same case for everyone really if they have sex before marriage. But of course, I'm guessing YOUR virginity hasn't been pledged, in other words PROMISED to a bunch of nuns and ministers.
Go ahead, laugh all you want kities, just wait until I get ahold of your full names, adressess, daytime phone number, social security information and an essay on why you would like to join "The Silver Ring Thing" and BAM! Your virginity will be on the line just like my own! YUK IT UP FOOLS! YOU'RE NEXT!
Please comment and share your thoughts on my dilema.
Oh hey, and I'm also being shipped a cool silver ring to wear that SHOWS OFF my pledge, I declined the hoodie, pullover, and keychain though.
My sister finds the WEIRDEST ways to punish me, her idea of a joke. What a crack job.
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Okay well no, not so funny if you are me.
Well I guess for a joke, (which is quite ridiculous to call it that because normally jokes are funny)my sister decided to sign me up and register my name for "The Silver Ring Thing". And if any of you know what "The Silver Ring Thing" is, you can imagine my distress to come home and check the mail and find all these pamphlets and brochures and "Thank you Ms. Porter for pledging your abstinence" papers. Yahoo.
Yes, that's right, "The Silver Ring Thing" now holds my virginity until I'm married. My dear sister pledged in my name that I would remain a virgin until my marriage or I will go to hell. And since I'm only half Jewish, the other part is Christian meaning, well I could likely go to hell. Which is the same case for everyone really if they have sex before marriage. But of course, I'm guessing YOUR virginity hasn't been pledged, in other words PROMISED to a bunch of nuns and ministers.
Go ahead, laugh all you want kities, just wait until I get ahold of your full names, adressess, daytime phone number, social security information and an essay on why you would like to join "The Silver Ring Thing" and BAM! Your virginity will be on the line just like my own! YUK IT UP FOOLS! YOU'RE NEXT!
Please comment and share your thoughts on my dilema.
Oh hey, and I'm also being shipped a cool silver ring to wear that SHOWS OFF my pledge, I declined the hoodie, pullover, and keychain though.
My sister finds the WEIRDEST ways to punish me, her idea of a joke. What a crack job.
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