hater alert: i think valentine's day is fucking laaame
but i will be taking advantage of the sales on things sparkly, engraving services, and the like.
my reasons for hating it haven't changed much since i went around in a jean jacket with punk patches and angsty political bullshit scrawled all over it. i'm too HARDCORE, you see.
1. conformity sucks
2. red and purple and pink hearts are harsh ugly
3. hetero people making out is gross, sry2say. i don't know if this is an asspie thing or if it's a political thing. yeah, i can be hetero and i make out, but i don't do it in public. this is honestly one of my few waspy english canada traits.
4. lines (or line ups, if you parlez canadian) seriously fucking suck
5. surprises are better than regularly scheduled events
so unless you know a super subversive, tastefully decorated, fully gay, sparsely attended, spontaneous valentine's event you can count me out.
ok i lied, i really dig the elementary school style cards. that part of valentine's day was awesome.
my reasons for hating it haven't changed much since i went around in a jean jacket with punk patches and angsty political bullshit scrawled all over it. i'm too HARDCORE, you see.
1. conformity sucks
2. red and purple and pink hearts are harsh ugly
3. hetero people making out is gross, sry2say. i don't know if this is an asspie thing or if it's a political thing. yeah, i can be hetero and i make out, but i don't do it in public. this is honestly one of my few waspy english canada traits.
4. lines (or line ups, if you parlez canadian) seriously fucking suck
5. surprises are better than regularly scheduled events
so unless you know a super subversive, tastefully decorated, fully gay, sparsely attended, spontaneous valentine's event you can count me out.
ok i lied, i really dig the elementary school style cards. that part of valentine's day was awesome.