Shitty news.
Apparently my pap smear from last week came back showing low grade squamous intraepithelial lesions. Basically, abnormal growth and changing of the cells in my uterus. There's a small chance it could be cancerous. I have to go in to a specialist and have a colposcopy - which is supposedly just like a pap smear with a microscope. How fun. I get to have two different guys in a month digging around in my vagina. If only I got that much action when I'm not at the doctors office.