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[in_the_mood]

-- If I were a month, I would be november.
-- If I were a day of the week, I would be saturday.
-- If I were a time of day, I would be 9:00 pm.
-- If I were a planet, I would be saturn.
-- If I were a sea animal, I would be a dolphin.
-- If I were a direction, I would be west.
-- If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a lazy boy.
-- If I were a liquid, I would be beer.
-- If I were a stone, I would be a stoner.
-- If I were a tree, I would be a weeping willow.
-- If I were a bird, I would be an annoying parrot.
-- If I were a tool, I would be a screw.
-- If I were a flower, I would be a yellow tulip.
-- If I were a kind of weather, I would be rain.
-- If I were a mythical creature, I would be a mermaid.
-- If I were a musical instrument, I would be a violin.
-- If I were an animal, I would be a bird.
-- If I were a color, I would be brown.
-- If I were an emotion, I would be all of thee above
-- If I were a vegetable, I would be in the hospital.
-- If I were a sound, I would be rain.
-- If I were an element, I would be water.
-- If I were a car, I would be a shelby fastbakc GT500.
-- If I were a movie, I would be LOTR.
-- If I were a book, I would be a dictionary.
-- If I were a food, I would be hot cheetos
-- If I were a place, I would be Italy.
-- If I were a material, I would be really old soft cotton.
-- If I were a taste, I would be watermelon.
-- If I were a scent, I would be vanilla.
-- If I were a word, I would be rain.
-- If I were a body part, I would be green eyes.
-- If I were a facial expression, I would be a quiet smile.
-- If I were a subject in school, I would be history.
-- If I were a shape, I would be a square.