happy valentines day indeed...
valentines day - overrated? or perhaps just the cheap ass's way out of a box of chocolates... regardless, i couldnt resist posting these when i found them:
Here we go:
My husband forgot valentine's day until the last minute then went to BigLots (formerly Pic-N-Sav) and got me an extension cord and chocolate pamprin!
My boyfriend and I were together for a couple years and a couple weeks before Valentine's day I heard that he got me a ring. I was so excited. Then on Valentines day I didn't get anything so I asked his best friend about it and he told me that he had traded it for a stereo system from his friend. That bastard!!!!!!
My ex rented porn for the evening, which he got to watch all by himself.
A fiber optic lamp.
My ex-husband was so cheap he put on our marquee screen saver for our computer, "Happy V-Day." This is verbatim.
A card from my former husband which he hurriedly made out of construction paper and crayon. That's all.
A lawnchair, and I still decided to marry him.
Flowers from the grocery store check out line and a card with $50.00 in it.
My boyfriend proposed to me without a ring. After he left that day I never heard from him again.
I knew a girl whose boyfriend sent her a dozen roses on Valentines Day, but instead of spending the day with him, she went to the mall with a bunch of friends. While they were there, she called him, collect, to dump him.
~~~~~~~~~ Okay, now those gifts sucked ass, but id have to say this one is the best (and by best I mean worst):
Easter chocolates.
anywho, valentines day is a very lonely day for most ppl, and that sucks. i sense a whole lot of dashboard being played tmrw...
...man, i could sure use a valentine...
peace out kids, and much love:
-reynaldo
Here we go:
My husband forgot valentine's day until the last minute then went to BigLots (formerly Pic-N-Sav) and got me an extension cord and chocolate pamprin!
My boyfriend and I were together for a couple years and a couple weeks before Valentine's day I heard that he got me a ring. I was so excited. Then on Valentines day I didn't get anything so I asked his best friend about it and he told me that he had traded it for a stereo system from his friend. That bastard!!!!!!
My ex rented porn for the evening, which he got to watch all by himself.
A fiber optic lamp.
My ex-husband was so cheap he put on our marquee screen saver for our computer, "Happy V-Day." This is verbatim.
A card from my former husband which he hurriedly made out of construction paper and crayon. That's all.
A lawnchair, and I still decided to marry him.
Flowers from the grocery store check out line and a card with $50.00 in it.
My boyfriend proposed to me without a ring. After he left that day I never heard from him again.
I knew a girl whose boyfriend sent her a dozen roses on Valentines Day, but instead of spending the day with him, she went to the mall with a bunch of friends. While they were there, she called him, collect, to dump him.
~~~~~~~~~ Okay, now those gifts sucked ass, but id have to say this one is the best (and by best I mean worst):
Easter chocolates.
anywho, valentines day is a very lonely day for most ppl, and that sucks. i sense a whole lot of dashboard being played tmrw...
...man, i could sure use a valentine...
peace out kids, and much love:
-reynaldo