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Character: The Russian Federation, a.k.a. Ivan Braginski
Series: Axis Powers Hetalia
Character Age: Unknown. Appears 19-20
Canon:Axis Powers Hetalia is a somewhat educational series that teaches us the history of the world's nations. Those nations just happen to be in the guise of anthropomorphized, moe characters. The moe-est of them all is Russia, a country that has endured a lot of hardship throughout his turbulent history yet still keeps a happy, child-like smile on his face. That's how he lures you in.
The country-bumpkin exterior masks an aura so depraved that Russia unknowingly causes the destruction of things less nefarious than himself. Which would be a great many things, since he gets conjured up in arcane ceremonies designed to summon the ultimate evil. All Russia really wants is to live in a warm place surrounded by sunflowers. And have the other countries beg for mercy and look upon him with troubled faces as they all become one with Russia.
(Note: Russia often chants "kol" repeatedly. It stands for kolkhoz, a Soviet collective farm. You don't want to end up there.
Another note: Image kindly hosted by Canada for anonymity.)
Sample Post:
The quality of America's theme parks certainly is slipping. Given the times, I suppose he has to cut corners where he can~ Oh! Hello, there! Um... It's very hard to understand you all if you keep mumbling like that. I suppose missing most of your mouth does make it more difficult. "Braaaains," is it? Oh, I see! You are zombies! That's the theme, yes?
Ah... I don't really mind since you are in character but, um, the biting is a bit much-- Ahahaha that tickles! You're very dedicated to your role. It's like you're actually enjoying the bloo-- Hah? What's with the violent shaking, comrade-- Waaah!!! I-- I wasn't expecting him to burst open like that! Oh, but it's all special effects isn't it? America is certainly fond of his explosions, after all. All the little pieces are still twitching, too. It's so realistic!
Where are all of you going in such a hurry and why do you need an adult? You are showing me where the main park is, yes? I see the sign-- "Camp Fuck you Die?" What a funny name for a theme pa-- It's not a theme park? Oh, I see. Everyone's trapped behind a barrier... and no one can leave? I didn't know America made that kind of camp. How unexpected~!
I can't leave either? In that case, I should make the most out of the situation, yes? America is obviously doing it wrong. I'll show you the proper way of running a camp. It wouldn't be that much different from a KOLKOLKOL-- koff!-- collective farm, comrade! There's a lot of workable land here and an easily accessible water source which is... a very interesting shade of bright green. Oh... it's radioactive? I suppose I could do a bit of cleanup during my stay~ I do have experience in handling such things.
Now, I'm sure your missing limbs will slow you down a bit, but you still seem capable of basic mechanical assembly. We'll have to construct appropriate containment for all that radioactive material. We should start work immediately!
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Series: Axis Powers Hetalia
Character Age: Unknown. Appears 19-20
Canon:Axis Powers Hetalia is a somewhat educational series that teaches us the history of the world's nations. Those nations just happen to be in the guise of anthropomorphized, moe characters. The moe-est of them all is Russia, a country that has endured a lot of hardship throughout his turbulent history yet still keeps a happy, child-like smile on his face. That's how he lures you in.
The country-bumpkin exterior masks an aura so depraved that Russia unknowingly causes the destruction of things less nefarious than himself. Which would be a great many things, since he gets conjured up in arcane ceremonies designed to summon the ultimate evil. All Russia really wants is to live in a warm place surrounded by sunflowers. And have the other countries beg for mercy and look upon him with troubled faces as they all become one with Russia.
(Note: Russia often chants "kol" repeatedly. It stands for kolkhoz, a Soviet collective farm. You don't want to end up there.
Another note: Image kindly hosted by Canada for anonymity.)
Sample Post:
The quality of America's theme parks certainly is slipping. Given the times, I suppose he has to cut corners where he can~ Oh! Hello, there! Um... It's very hard to understand you all if you keep mumbling like that. I suppose missing most of your mouth does make it more difficult. "Braaaains," is it? Oh, I see! You are zombies! That's the theme, yes?
Ah... I don't really mind since you are in character but, um, the biting is a bit much-- Ahahaha that tickles! You're very dedicated to your role. It's like you're actually enjoying the bloo-- Hah? What's with the violent shaking, comrade-- Waaah!!! I-- I wasn't expecting him to burst open like that! Oh, but it's all special effects isn't it? America is certainly fond of his explosions, after all. All the little pieces are still twitching, too. It's so realistic!
Where are all of you going in such a hurry and why do you need an adult? You are showing me where the main park is, yes? I see the sign-- "Camp Fuck you Die?" What a funny name for a theme pa-- It's not a theme park? Oh, I see. Everyone's trapped behind a barrier... and no one can leave? I didn't know America made that kind of camp. How unexpected~!
I can't leave either? In that case, I should make the most out of the situation, yes? America is obviously doing it wrong. I'll show you the proper way of running a camp. It wouldn't be that much different from a KOLKOLKOL-- koff!-- collective farm, comrade! There's a lot of workable land here and an easily accessible water source which is... a very interesting shade of bright green. Oh... it's radioactive? I suppose I could do a bit of cleanup during my stay~ I do have experience in handling such things.
Now, I'm sure your missing limbs will slow you down a bit, but you still seem capable of basic mechanical assembly. We'll have to construct appropriate containment for all that radioactive material. We should start work immediately!
Poll #1318667 Vote!
Open to: Friends, detailed results viewable to: All
In or out?
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In!
47 (77.0%)
Out!
14 (23.0%)
.