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[11:48pm] Sasuke: Once upon a time England was feeling depressed and fat. "Unicorn," he said to his unicorn, "I am feeling fat."
[11:48pm] Jet: UNICORNS!!1!
[11:48pm] England: sob
[11:48pm] England: soooobbb
[11:48pm] beanclam: ... Canada
[11:48pm] Sasuke: "Oh, tosh," the unicorn replied. "You know who's fat? Russia."
[11:48pm] Jet: UNICORNS!!1!
[11:48pm] beanclam: ... Biz
[11:48pm] Sasuke: England thought about this. "Hm. Russia does seem to be very big. But is it all in his coat, though?"
[11:48pm] Poland: he's just big-boned
[11:49pm] Sasuke: "You should find out," the unicorn whinnied. "For SCIENCE."
[11:49pm] Jet: UNICORNS!!1!
[11:49pm] Sasuke: So England set off to Russia's house to do just that.
[11:49pm] England: . . . . . .
[11:49pm] England: WHY
[11:49pm] Japan|post: ...
[11:49pm] Poland: But England flees in terror just when Russia smiles
[11:49pm] Sasuke: He knocked on the door and when Russia answered, England wasted no time and said, "I need to see you without your clothes on."
[11:49pm] England: fuck sciencerr
[11:49pm] England: ....
[11:49pm] Canada: http://jamie.madtasty.com/zomg.jpg GAHAHahahahasfkjshafkwhrejkafn
[11:49pm] England: b-but he's scary enough with them on
[11:49pm] Sasuke: Russia smiled. "Well, how could the motherland refuse a request like that."
[11:50pm] Japan|post: someone please log this
[11:50pm] England: NO
[11:50pm] Sasuke: Twenty minutes later England was flat on his back and staring up at the ceiling as Russia, who was covered in muscle, not fat, pounded into him.
[11:50pm] beanclam: SAVED
[11:50pm] • England sobs
[11:50pm] • Japan|post high-fives Beanie
[11:50pm] China: okay Kohaku Japan I'm out for the night /o/
[11:50pm] Sasuke: "I am never talking to that unicorn again," he huffed, and then he cried as Russia rubbed along his prostate. Maybe he'd thank the unicorn before never talking to him again. Maybe.
[11:50pm] Jet: UNICORNS!!1!
[11:50pm] Sasuke: THE END.
[11:50pm] • beanclam highfives Japan
[11:48pm] Jet: UNICORNS!!1!
[11:48pm] England: sob
[11:48pm] England: soooobbb
[11:48pm] beanclam: ... Canada
[11:48pm] Sasuke: "Oh, tosh," the unicorn replied. "You know who's fat? Russia."
[11:48pm] Jet: UNICORNS!!1!
[11:48pm] beanclam: ... Biz
[11:48pm] Sasuke: England thought about this. "Hm. Russia does seem to be very big. But is it all in his coat, though?"
[11:48pm] Poland: he's just big-boned
[11:49pm] Sasuke: "You should find out," the unicorn whinnied. "For SCIENCE."
[11:49pm] Jet: UNICORNS!!1!
[11:49pm] Sasuke: So England set off to Russia's house to do just that.
[11:49pm] England: . . . . . .
[11:49pm] England: WHY
[11:49pm] Japan|post: ...
[11:49pm] Poland: But England flees in terror just when Russia smiles
[11:49pm] Sasuke: He knocked on the door and when Russia answered, England wasted no time and said, "I need to see you without your clothes on."
[11:49pm] England: fuck sciencerr
[11:49pm] England: ....
[11:49pm] Canada: http://jamie.madtasty.com/zomg.jpg GAHAHahahahasfkjshafkwhrejkafn
[11:49pm] England: b-but he's scary enough with them on
[11:49pm] Sasuke: Russia smiled. "Well, how could the motherland refuse a request like that."
[11:50pm] Japan|post: someone please log this
[11:50pm] England: NO
[11:50pm] Sasuke: Twenty minutes later England was flat on his back and staring up at the ceiling as Russia, who was covered in muscle, not fat, pounded into him.
[11:50pm] beanclam: SAVED
[11:50pm] • England sobs
[11:50pm] • Japan|post high-fives Beanie
[11:50pm] China: okay Kohaku Japan I'm out for the night /o/
[11:50pm] Sasuke: "I am never talking to that unicorn again," he huffed, and then he cried as Russia rubbed along his prostate. Maybe he'd thank the unicorn before never talking to him again. Maybe.
[11:50pm] Jet: UNICORNS!!1!
[11:50pm] Sasuke: THE END.
[11:50pm] • beanclam highfives Japan