1. Who are you? Fuck off. Who the fuck are you? Bitches. 2. Are we friends? Close like singing show tunes late on a school night? Yes. Close like putting candy in my belly button? No. Not that close. Pre-gross. 3. When and how did we meet? In bed. I was like, "Whoah, who the fuck is this?" And you were like "What's up, bitches?" 4. Do you have a crush on me? I don't wanna talk about it. 5. Would you kiss me? Why not? My sister has. PREGROSS. 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Big fat ugly baby eating O'brien. I stole that from the Muppets. 7. Describe me in one word. Uh... bigfatuglybabyeatingobrien. 8. What was your first impression? I hate this question. 9. Do you still think that way about me now? Yes. Every night. 10. What reminds you of me? Davey Havok's PVC covered ass. And Andrew Dewey's coffee table downstairs. 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? Anal rape. 12. How well do you know me? Like a fucking fox. 13. When's the last time you saw me? Uh... a few days ago? maybe last week, when I tried to seduce Dewey. Pregross. 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Like what? That I'm lifting up my skirt and no one is noticing? 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you? No.
2. Are we friends? Close like singing show tunes late on a school night? Yes. Close like putting candy in my belly button? No. Not that close. Pre-gross.
3. When and how did we meet? In bed. I was like, "Whoah, who the fuck is this?" And you were like "What's up, bitches?"
4. Do you have a crush on me? I don't wanna talk about it.
5. Would you kiss me? Why not? My sister has. PREGROSS.
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Big fat ugly baby eating O'brien. I stole that from the Muppets.
7. Describe me in one word. Uh... bigfatuglybabyeatingobrien.
8. What was your first impression? I hate this question.
9. Do you still think that way about me now? Yes. Every night.
10. What reminds you of me? Davey Havok's PVC covered ass. And Andrew Dewey's coffee table downstairs.
11. If you could give me anything what would it be? Anal rape.
12. How well do you know me? Like a fucking fox.
13. When's the last time you saw me? Uh... a few days ago? maybe last week, when I tried to seduce Dewey. Pregross.
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Like what? That I'm lifting up my skirt and no one is noticing?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you? No.
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