A WONDERFUL PHOTOSHOOT... WE ARE LOSERS
ali rolled out of bed and is cranky
stevie is sad that she woke her up
she is cranky cause she thinks she has an STD
they decide that before she dies, they must take pictures of their perky boobs.. and stevies well silicon looking ones
stevie is kinda happy that her boobs look so big... for the first time ever
after we noticed the largeness of stevies breasts we noticed the equally largeness of stevies hair.. stevie has large assets
she then decides to text the boy to tell him that her boobs grew
also about how her hair grew.. her bill shall be vast
she goes to the bathroom to get that mane under control
and drops her pants while she is at it.. ali couldn't resist
she is pondering what is going on at the moment and is at a loss for words and her hair seems to be growing as well
her crabs take over her body and she dies.. stevie thinks its a perfect kodak moment
turns out she is alive.. but just poisoned herself with a little to much hairspray
5 minutes earlier
stevie is very happy that her best friend has not died from her crabs and hairspray poisoning
they had to make sure their feet weren't amputatable
noticing they had matching socks and non-amputatable legs.. stevie was ecstatic and took a moment to smile
life is gonna be okay!
maybe not.. but with the help of another boy maybe ali and stevie can actually become SCENE GALS
stevie looks more like avril lavigne
ali was able to somewhat pull off being a SCENE GAL
yet they still think they are missing something.. so...
they try different lighting
they try different poses
they try different angles
stevie felt that something was just not right but she couldn't put her finger on it
ali finally got it and was gonna have to call a boy
but they thought their eyes looked pretty!
they found and consulted the wrong boy, but learned the "pump it, pump it" dance at a 40 year olds birthday party at el guapo in hollywood
htey both agreed that before being scene kids they need proper guidance
so they went back to their normal selves.... for the time being
along this journey stevie married a 47 year old man.. with a dog.. and soon became "wifey"
ali became a lesbian.. a hot one with another hot one.. note the horny man in the corner
they all decided to move in together and become one big happy drunk family!
well that is our story.. for now.. next time hopefully ali doesn't have crabs or poisoning... and maybe one day they really will be cool enough to rock scene style.. stevie later divorced greg and his dog frenchie.. and ali found that her lipstick lesbian partner was actually her mom.. quite the dysfunctional family
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Start smuggling contraband in baby diapers.
Get your resolution here