1 // Evening Star 10th

Dec 10, 2011 20:27

[The voice that comes over the network is full of laughter, the accent a mixture of over the top Scottish and Irish. Very over the top.] Well, well, what do we have? So many lost little lambs, ready for the shearing! And I don’t just mean the hair off your head, either!

How about the whole head? Do you know what you can do with a head? Come now, be creative. [As an afterthought:] I won’t be taking any heads. Too much to do, especially when there’s no one around to clean it up. Dreadfully messy things, beheadings.

Ahem.

Well now, I've had a chance to look around and this place...is dreadful! Absolutely horrible. You mortals always did have a...thing...for terrible living spaces.

everyone loves a good beheading, clouds don't smell, mania, my fellow mortals, cheese for everyone!

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