Dec 10, 2011 20:27
[The voice that comes over the network is full of laughter, the accent a mixture of over the top Scottish and Irish. Very over the top.] Well, well, what do we have? So many lost little lambs, ready for the shearing! And I don’t just mean the hair off your head, either!
How about the whole head? Do you know what you can do with a head? Come now, be creative. [As an afterthought:] I won’t be taking any heads. Too much to do, especially when there’s no one around to clean it up. Dreadfully messy things, beheadings.
Ahem.
Well now, I've had a chance to look around and this place...is dreadful! Absolutely horrible. You mortals always did have a...thing...for terrible living spaces.
everyone loves a good beheading,
clouds don't smell,
mania,
my fellow mortals,
cheese for everyone!