mreh
I'm graduating, hurrah... I only got a 59 on my dissertation (I was hoping for at least a 64), which is something like a B- in British terms, like "well, this is bullshit, but apparently she learned enough to fool the media!" - level, ie, a bit shit, but passing. The thing is, the chancellor, who is supposed to give me my degree and shake my hand, has ben accosted and arrested by the police!!!11!1!1!! WTF? he's basically a pakistani-version of a senator, went to a student rally, and got arrested on terrorism charges that the US is funding!!! I'm posting letters to both Mssrs Mushuraf and Bush to get my chancellor freed so as he can come down here and thank me for honoring his institution with my braniacness!! (or you know, so that there isn't a bombing during my graduation; that'd be nice too). I mean even his x-wife is with him on this one, and that's fucking saying something, in a western country.
President Mushuraf, let my chancellor go!! Grrrwaaaaaaaaaar!
President Mushuraf, let my chancellor go!! Grrrwaaaaaaaaaar!