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[in_a_dark_place]

I was so scared for my life today. I nearly had a heart attack. I was frolicking in a subdivision with a boy and he wanted to suck face with me. He saw a grassy area with trees, and he thought that would be the most perfect place to suck face with me. We started walking to the area when he came to a screeching halt. and im all, 'wtf'. And he starts telling me to back up very slowly. And i'm like, what the fuck is going on. And then i see it. No less than five feet in front of us was a skunk! a real life skunk. Of course i started panicking. I did not want to get sprayed tonight, or ever. So i'm freaking the fuck out, about to have a heart attack while this skunk keeps looking at us, looking like he was raising his stinky tail. Luckily, we didn't get sprayed. but i was honestly so terrified. I only ever see those things dead on the side of the road every six months. The rest of the time we were walking around i was paranoid that we would run into Mr. Skunk's brother. Fortunately for us, we did not.
Skunks freak me out more than anything. It even made my chest hurt. ay yi yi.