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Jul 15, 2012 01:19

So I'm back again. Not all that happy about it. Work starts on Monday again.

First I spend a week in Greece with dear ex-roomate and substitute mother kaaern04  where we spent our time doing a whole lot of nothing, eating too much expensive ice cream and in my case, buying to many cock related souvenirs. It was just like the good old days... only with more sun, free time, beaches, prepared breakfasts... okay so it wasn't really anything like the old university days. So reeeeelaxing.

What I learned on my trip.
1. Don't forget to tip the housekeeper. They deserve tip, lots of it.
2. If you search long enough, you will find the erotic books you want. You might even find them on sale.
3. Finding a present for Kaaern04's mother is impossible.
4. Wind is the best. At least in Greece.
5. Dr Who rocks all worlds. Donna needs to be destroyed but Marta should have a temple somewhere.
6. Sunscreen!
7. Children should come with a mute button.
8. A massage on the beach is the ultimate luxury 
9. Don't buy food at airport if you don't have to. So expensive :(
10. Always eat cake if you can.

Then I spent a week in Pula, Croatia with the amazing syndelar and we had so much fun you wouldn't believe it. That week went by far too quickly. We went fangirls over everything and everyone with a cock (and one Martini glass dancer without). We even started writing this GW story that I just know is going to turn out so good.

What I learned on my trip.
1.Never book a trip from flygstolen.se unless you enjoy waiting in line over the phone for almost two hours.
2. Sherlock in any form is beyond words and needs to be worshipped, preferably with porn.
3. People in clubs in Pula don't dance. No, seriously. There is no dance floor. Culture chock was scary. Syndelar promises that Pula does not represent the rest of the country... but it's still scary.
4. You can walk on the road in Croatia and this is fantastic if slightly dangerous.
5. Never trust a driver from Pula.
6. Chocolate for breakfast is the bomb.
7. Dancing all night and getting home around six in the morning is not good for creativity.
8. Tentacle porn for the win. Always.
9. Children should come with a mute button.
10. I'm too middle class to travel business class. I spent two hours trying not to laugh some kind of movie star in the face for being such a cliché.

So to go from the warm weather and the careless existence with great company to Swedish summer with rain and work around the corner is not all that fun. Real world here I come. I am not pleased.

Well, time to go to bed. But remember. Whatever you do, don't blink.
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