Suzumiya Haruhi Kink Meme (third edition)

[juicypuffin]

This kink meme combined all the old prompts and fills posted on the two previous memes, plus the genderbent meme.

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Pirates!--RATED NC-17--Part I

[anonymous]

"I can't believe Haruhi dragged me into this crappy school play. I look so effing...feminine...in this pirate shirt," Kyon thought. He'd been waiting for Haruhi to emerge from the girls' dressing room for about 20 minutes now; if he had to wait much longer he was pretty sure he'd leave...although he was sure he'd have to pay for it the next day somehow. The play was due to start in two hours, anyway.

Finally, Haruhi emerged from the dressing room, blushing fiercely, cursing under her breath, and wearing...well, barely anything. Kyon decided it had been well worth the wait.

Haruhi caught him staring. "Shut up!"
"But...I didn't say anything..." Kyon was still dumbfounded by what he was seeing.
"The stupid girl whose part I'm playing vomited on her whole outfit, and the only spares they had were for a little kid. So, I had to improvise..." she broke off, more embarassed than Kyon had ever remembered seeing her.
"I didn't say anything," Kyon reminded. That didn't mean he wasn't staring unabashedly at the pirate shirt that only came halfway down her torso, with the straining lace-up neckline not very..laced up. The skirt intended for a little girl just barely managed to keep her covered; although she had a scarf tied around her waist, this did nothing to distract attention from her hemline. She was wearing fishnet stockings and arm warmers, and her hair was tied back in a bandanna, revealing large hoop earrings and her make-up that was much darker than usual. She looked a little uncomfortable in the thigh-high boots she must have managed to borrow from someone, probably not used to the clunky heels, as opposed to the flats she usually wore.
"Let's go," Haruhi commanded, pulling Kyon's hand.
"Where are we going?" Kyon was very aware of the heat of Haruhi's hand holding his, and he wondered if she could feel his pounding heartbeat.
"To rehearse the swordfight," Haruhi said, exasperated. She released Kyon's hand and thrust a sword at him.
"Do we even have a swordfight choreographed? Let's just keep it simple, we don't want any injuries, or anything,” Kyon said, a little annoyed, not sure if Haruhi knew these were real swords, or if she would even care.
"Speak for yourself," Haruhi snapped, obviously even more annoyed.