Suzumiya Haruhi Kink Meme (third edition)

[juicypuffin]

This kink meme combined all the old prompts and fills posted on the two previous memes, plus the genderbent meme.

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|Here's what you get / For things that haven't happened yet|

[anonymous]

Itsuki would grab him by his tie - the one article of clothing that he couldn't easily get out of - and would take him to some deserted place without comment. The back wall of the cafeteria was too risky, and so was a bathroom stall, so it frequently became the school roof or an out-of-the-way place on the after-school walk to the station. The esper was rough because he was needy, and Kyon was sloppy because he didn't care, and their kisses and touches seemed to be all he looked forward to these days even though he didn't look forward to them all that much.

He had no fear of Haruhi finding out. They were secretive enough and she would not even begin to guess, for two boys together was not exactly common. She probably had weird fantasies about them already! It would be just like her to have some creepy shrine of photos of them on her bedroom wall or something. No, on second thought, she'd probably insist on taking photos of the two of them kissing to put on the Brigade website to increase traffic, just like she had done with the maid pictures of Asahina. He could picture it easily. "Two boys making out is very attractive to girls! We'll get tons of Email in no time!"

It was true that he'd rather be with a girl, one with soft curves and a charming smile, like Asahina or even Haruhi on a good day. But as Itsuki said - being with Asahina would destroy the world and being with Suzumiya would just destroy himself. So he lets those deft hands pull him, the back of his tie itching uncomfortably along his neck until it is let go, because this is the best he can get. And the best isn't really that bad, not when he wants it as much as he does and when he knows nothing else to compare it with.

When Haruhi grabs him by this very same bit of clothing, yanking hard to make him obey her words without question, he wishes just a little that it were Koizumi doing this instead. Make no mistake, he enjoys the feeling of her breasts against his chest as she presses close to stare into his eyes the way she so oft does when confused about his behavior. But he wanted her to be a little more gentle because she was a girl, and because grabbing too hard made him remember desperate panting and teasing grins instead of a voice that was higher in pitch.

Itsuki's smile is strained, and Kyon knows the thoughts that are running through his head. I am the only one who can do that. Yes, he thinks that, but in the back of his mind he also knows that it's not true. Because at this point, he'd do anything to get away from that esper with his come-hither looks and knowing smirk and inconvenient hiding places, and Haruhi Suzumiya just might be the key after all.

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Sorry it isn't longer. Also, I figured both Haruhi and Itsuki were better than just one or the other. <3

Re: |Here's what you get / For things that haven't happened yet|

[anonymous]

Anon appreciates the realism here!

Great in character performance.

Writer!Anon says:

[anonymous]

Thanks. REALISM IS WHAT I DO as I won't write explicit sex.