amazing moments in crazy
So a woman comes into the hostel and asks my coworker if there are beds left. My coworker says we're booked for the next 2 days because...well... this woman seemed a little off. But coworker *did* make a reservation for this woman for Wednesday, putting the issue off so someone else could deal with her. Well... the woman says "thank you" and hands my coworker the following flyer (transcribed *exactly* as written for your enjoyment)
"COMPUTER CHIP IN MY UTERUS" CITIZENS- HELP-HELP
THEY INSERTED A COMPUTER CHIP IN MY UTERUS FOR RESEARCH IIN MY BODY, THEY UPLOADED THE INFORMATION THEY WANT TO USE AND ALSO OFFLOAD THEM IN MY ASCENT. I AM BLEEDIND BLOOD EVERY SINGLE DAY, SO PAINFUL BACK TO SLAVERY DAYS. A BLACK SHEEP PICKED OUT OF BILLIONS, YET ABRAHAM LINCOLN GAVE US CIVIL RIGHTS AND LIBERTY BUT I AM BOUND BY THOSE OFFICIALS, WHO ARE DOING RESEARCH ON THE HUMAN BODY. I AM LIKE A PET. HOSPITALS, AND CLINICS ARE TOLD NOT TO TAKE IT OUT.
CITIZENS ARE TOLD NOT TO SPEAK TO ME, OR TO HELP, SO THAT I DIE IN SILENCE WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING THE CAUSE. NO CRIME HAVE I EVER COMMITTED IN THE U.S.A OR ANY WHERE ELSE.I HAVE LETTERS FROM THE AUTHORITIES, I AM BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN, THAT'S WHY I'M BEING PERSECUTED. AS THESE LAST DAYS , MANY THINGS THEY WILL DO TO YOU, READ IN REVELATION.
(other side)
DEAR CITIZENS MAY GOD BLESS YOU WHEN RESPONDING. PLEASE CALL GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS AND THE MEDIA TO TAKE ACTION. TO TAKE THE CHIP FROM MY UTERUS. I AM A HUMAN BEING NOT A ANIMAL.
TAKE ACTION
- CALL LOCAL AND NATIONAL MEDIA,RADIO TALK SHOWS, NEWS SITES, TV, NEWSPAPERS, LETTERS TO THE EDITORS
- CONTACT LOCAL STATE AND NATIONAL ELECTED OFFICIALS; http/ house.gov http/ senate.gov
- CONGRESSIONAL MEMBERS www.congress.org
PRESIDENT BUSH
(202) 456-1111 OFFICE (202) 456-2461 FAX
SEC. OF STATE RICE
(202) 647-5291 OFFICE (202)647-2284 FAX
BETTY
(347) 220-3170
"COMPUTER CHIP IN MY UTERUS" CITIZENS- HELP-HELP
THEY INSERTED A COMPUTER CHIP IN MY UTERUS FOR RESEARCH IIN MY BODY, THEY UPLOADED THE INFORMATION THEY WANT TO USE AND ALSO OFFLOAD THEM IN MY ASCENT. I AM BLEEDIND BLOOD EVERY SINGLE DAY, SO PAINFUL BACK TO SLAVERY DAYS. A BLACK SHEEP PICKED OUT OF BILLIONS, YET ABRAHAM LINCOLN GAVE US CIVIL RIGHTS AND LIBERTY BUT I AM BOUND BY THOSE OFFICIALS, WHO ARE DOING RESEARCH ON THE HUMAN BODY. I AM LIKE A PET. HOSPITALS, AND CLINICS ARE TOLD NOT TO TAKE IT OUT.
CITIZENS ARE TOLD NOT TO SPEAK TO ME, OR TO HELP, SO THAT I DIE IN SILENCE WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING THE CAUSE. NO CRIME HAVE I EVER COMMITTED IN THE U.S.A OR ANY WHERE ELSE.I HAVE LETTERS FROM THE AUTHORITIES, I AM BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN, THAT'S WHY I'M BEING PERSECUTED. AS THESE LAST DAYS , MANY THINGS THEY WILL DO TO YOU, READ IN REVELATION.
(other side)
DEAR CITIZENS MAY GOD BLESS YOU WHEN RESPONDING. PLEASE CALL GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS AND THE MEDIA TO TAKE ACTION. TO TAKE THE CHIP FROM MY UTERUS. I AM A HUMAN BEING NOT A ANIMAL.
TAKE ACTION
- CALL LOCAL AND NATIONAL MEDIA,RADIO TALK SHOWS, NEWS SITES, TV, NEWSPAPERS, LETTERS TO THE EDITORS
- CONTACT LOCAL STATE AND NATIONAL ELECTED OFFICIALS; http/ house.gov http/ senate.gov
- CONGRESSIONAL MEMBERS www.congress.org
PRESIDENT BUSH
(202) 456-1111 OFFICE (202) 456-2461 FAX
SEC. OF STATE RICE
(202) 647-5291 OFFICE (202)647-2284 FAX
BETTY
(347) 220-3170