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so i'm getting updated on my latest celebrity gossip when i hear that ricky martin and clay aiken have spawned children. here are my thoughts:
the likelihood of their peni going anywhere near a vajay are about as good as me becoming a born again christian. so its obvious what's going on here. the life partners wanted some babies so they gave their sperm to some female who needed some dollars to be their surrogate mommy. because you know those two are partners and in cahoots. seeing as they are both musicians i am alright envisioning the reviews once their album "life partners" drops and we hear critics calling them "the air supply of the new millennium" i predict their first single will be a cover of "secret lovers".
and yes i came up with this all on my own. (besides the help of finding out clay aiken spawned a child as well)
with the help of tecate and boredom.
the likelihood of their peni going anywhere near a vajay are about as good as me becoming a born again christian. so its obvious what's going on here. the life partners wanted some babies so they gave their sperm to some female who needed some dollars to be their surrogate mommy. because you know those two are partners and in cahoots. seeing as they are both musicians i am alright envisioning the reviews once their album "life partners" drops and we hear critics calling them "the air supply of the new millennium" i predict their first single will be a cover of "secret lovers".
and yes i came up with this all on my own. (besides the help of finding out clay aiken spawned a child as well)
with the help of tecate and boredom.