4. The ivory monster

[imyourpharoah]

...I finally went into the doorway that led out from the bedroom. I thought it was a closet, but I was wrong. Inside there was a white monster head that was about half my height, cold to the touch and colored white like ivory. I touched by accident a strange silver knob on its forehead....and...and it came to life! It roared like it had thunder in

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[ephemeral_prism]

Uuh...

That's a toilet. Are you okay, Yugi?

[imyourpharoah]

I'm all right, sir.

.....So. A....toilet.

How do you destroy it?

[ephemeral_prism]

Sir...? Call me Johan.

....Destroy it? You don't destroy it! It isn't going to hurt you, unless you fall and crack your head open on it. You use it... you know, to er, 'relieve' yourself?

It isn't a monster, it isn't going to electrocute you, and even if you did need to destroy, I doubt a sword would work on it.

[imyourpharoah]

.....It.....what is this.....toilet.....'relieving' me of?

...

Maybe the Pyramid will work on it! That way it will not crack people's head open. Surely it can't withstand a shadow game!

[ephemeral_prism]

...

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...You don't need to destroy it. I promise. In fact, your roommates would probably prefer it if you didn't.

[imyourpharoah]

But why? It has monsters coming out of it, does it not?

[ephemeral_prism]

No. No monsters are going to come out of the toilet. So no trying to destroy it, okay? It isn't going to hurt you.

[imyourpharoah]

....But.....someone just said....there were monsters that....came out of these toilets.

[ephemeral_prism]

There are no monsters coming out of the toilets. Trust me.

[hero_of_dark]

...But what if something comes out of the toilet?

[imyourpharoah]

[hero_of_dark]

What? I was just bringing up possibilities!

[imyourpharoah]

[is currently unsheathing his sword and giving the toilet a very menacing look - with a flickering Wadjet eye and all]

[hero_of_dark]

..........

Uhhhh... you don't have to kill it, really! Stuff doesn't usually come out of it! I was just saying that!

[imyourpharoah]

But it's possible it could, is this not true?

[hero_of_dark]

Knowing Econt Not really... I don't think anyone here, or the Entropi, or anything else lives in the plumbing...