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i. don't even know. my bb brandixcyanide is a BB and we have all sorts of shenanigans. GLORIOUS CHATFIC WHERE PANIC VISIT THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH~ or something.
imconfusedotcom: we got oldddd, brandikins
brandixcyanide: we did. WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN AND HOW DO WE MAKE IT STOP?
imconfusedotcom: TO THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH!
i'd love a story where they find the fountain of youth, idek
brandixcyanide: dude, yes.
that would be awesome.
imconfusedotcom: because they're all turning ~older and want their youth back, except for spencer stays in there for too long and becomes a preteen again. and then they discover that even 12 year old spencer had a bitchface
and they all fail at trying to turn him back older and have to look after babyspence
brandixcyanide: ahahahahaha
brendon thinks he's adorable! he's going to buy him a SKATEBAORD.
imconfusedotcom: and all he wants is to be a skaterboy, except for ryan gets protective and insists that he wears elbow pads and a helmet
he'll never be an awesome skaterboy with kneepads!
brandixcyanide: jon laughs at them and takes lots of pictures, much to chubby bb!spencer's dismay.
imconfusedotcom: brendon is delighted
they won't give him any caffeine and spence is UNAMUSED.
brandixcyanide: "IT WILL STUNT YOUR GROWTH SPENCER! AND YOU WANT TO BE 6 FEET TALL JUST LIKE... YOU USED OT BE?"
imconfusedotcom: and he'll insist he's old enough to stay up and watch mtv, thank you very much, but he gets all tired and snappy. he gets frustrated because he can't go out anymore and they have to have babysitting shifts
spencer hates brendon's shifts. he insists they play connect4
brandixcyanide: SPENCER IS TOO MATURE FOR CONNECT FOUR, BRENDON. at least that what he says when loses.
imconfusedotcom: brendon's a big cheater anyway
brandixcyanide: he totally cheats at candy land, too. spencer saw him shuffle the cards, he KNOWS, ok?
imconfusedotcom: and monopoly, he totally steals from the bank
brandixcyanide: so does ryan, who insists on wearing one of those green accountant visors when he's the banker.
imconfusedotcom: ahaha omg y ♥ spence always mocks him and asks, 'would you like a monocle with that outfit, too?' but ryan politely refuses and shuffles his cards very seriously
brandixcyanide: and then sells jon boardwalk for a ridiculously low price. ryan is playing favorites ands spencer is not amused.
imconfusedotcom: he insists that you can't change the price that's already stated for a property but ryan just smirks and raises an eyebrow and says, 'oh can't i?' and on spencer's next go sells him a property for double the price
brandixcyanide: spencer is through playing monopoly with ryan, who was a cheater evene when they were BOTH 12.
imconfusedotcom: eventually they get very tired of spencer's huffs every two seconds and decide that somehow they need to fix his age and revert him back
brandixcyanide: and of course the asnwer to this is? call pete wentz.
who tells them to call gerard because the same thign totally happened to frank last time they were on warped.
imconfusedotcom: whilst they're waiting for gerard to come over pete insists on dropping by, who brings along lots of candy and 12 year skater t shirt and makes cooing noises at a very pissed off spencer
brandixcyanide: spencer is not going to turn down the candy though.
imconfusedotcom: he glares at ryan the whole time as he munches on his candy because ryan keeps telling him he's getting chubby
and it's not his fault he has babyfat, ok?
brandixcyanide: he does however, kick pete in the shins. and it's only in the shins because last time he went for the nuts? brendon kicked him back. hard.
imconfusedotcom: so gerard drops by with the guys, and spencer's delighted because bob shows him a few tricks on the drums and spence is secretly still a little fangirl and is all star eyed
brandixcyanide: absolutely. in the mean time, ryan is giving them the third degree on how to FIX spencer. Gerard rambles off soething about voodoo practitioners and gris gris bags, and mikey rolls his eyes.
Ryan thinks gerard is amybe a little unhinged (but he's still a little starstruck himself)
imconfusedotcom: so they take all of gerard's voodoo crap and thank them, and that night spence crawls into bed with ryan and ryan acts all pissed that spencer is stealing all the sheets, but when he falls asleep ryan whispers, "i'll miss you, bby spence' and the next morning when he wakes up, spencer is back to his former state
brandixcyanide: when ryan calls to thank gerard, he's all "wait, that really worked? i was just throwing otu suggestions. frank returned to normal on his own after a few weeks."
imconfusedotcom: and there went the mystery of baby spencer. (they learn never to mess with the fountain of youth again, even when brendon tries to drag ryan there, "please ry, i just wanna freak some people out!" ryan is having none of it.)
brandixcyanide: \o/
imconfusedotcom: that was a glorious story :D
imconfusedotcom: we got oldddd, brandikins
brandixcyanide: we did. WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN AND HOW DO WE MAKE IT STOP?
imconfusedotcom: TO THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH!
i'd love a story where they find the fountain of youth, idek
brandixcyanide: dude, yes.
that would be awesome.
imconfusedotcom: because they're all turning ~older and want their youth back, except for spencer stays in there for too long and becomes a preteen again. and then they discover that even 12 year old spencer had a bitchface
and they all fail at trying to turn him back older and have to look after babyspence
brandixcyanide: ahahahahaha
brendon thinks he's adorable! he's going to buy him a SKATEBAORD.
imconfusedotcom: and all he wants is to be a skaterboy, except for ryan gets protective and insists that he wears elbow pads and a helmet
he'll never be an awesome skaterboy with kneepads!
brandixcyanide: jon laughs at them and takes lots of pictures, much to chubby bb!spencer's dismay.
imconfusedotcom: brendon is delighted
they won't give him any caffeine and spence is UNAMUSED.
brandixcyanide: "IT WILL STUNT YOUR GROWTH SPENCER! AND YOU WANT TO BE 6 FEET TALL JUST LIKE... YOU USED OT BE?"
imconfusedotcom: and he'll insist he's old enough to stay up and watch mtv, thank you very much, but he gets all tired and snappy. he gets frustrated because he can't go out anymore and they have to have babysitting shifts
spencer hates brendon's shifts. he insists they play connect4
brandixcyanide: SPENCER IS TOO MATURE FOR CONNECT FOUR, BRENDON. at least that what he says when loses.
imconfusedotcom: brendon's a big cheater anyway
brandixcyanide: he totally cheats at candy land, too. spencer saw him shuffle the cards, he KNOWS, ok?
imconfusedotcom: and monopoly, he totally steals from the bank
brandixcyanide: so does ryan, who insists on wearing one of those green accountant visors when he's the banker.
imconfusedotcom: ahaha omg y ♥ spence always mocks him and asks, 'would you like a monocle with that outfit, too?' but ryan politely refuses and shuffles his cards very seriously
brandixcyanide: and then sells jon boardwalk for a ridiculously low price. ryan is playing favorites ands spencer is not amused.
imconfusedotcom: he insists that you can't change the price that's already stated for a property but ryan just smirks and raises an eyebrow and says, 'oh can't i?' and on spencer's next go sells him a property for double the price
brandixcyanide: spencer is through playing monopoly with ryan, who was a cheater evene when they were BOTH 12.
imconfusedotcom: eventually they get very tired of spencer's huffs every two seconds and decide that somehow they need to fix his age and revert him back
brandixcyanide: and of course the asnwer to this is? call pete wentz.
who tells them to call gerard because the same thign totally happened to frank last time they were on warped.
imconfusedotcom: whilst they're waiting for gerard to come over pete insists on dropping by, who brings along lots of candy and 12 year skater t shirt and makes cooing noises at a very pissed off spencer
brandixcyanide: spencer is not going to turn down the candy though.
imconfusedotcom: he glares at ryan the whole time as he munches on his candy because ryan keeps telling him he's getting chubby
and it's not his fault he has babyfat, ok?
brandixcyanide: he does however, kick pete in the shins. and it's only in the shins because last time he went for the nuts? brendon kicked him back. hard.
imconfusedotcom: so gerard drops by with the guys, and spencer's delighted because bob shows him a few tricks on the drums and spence is secretly still a little fangirl and is all star eyed
brandixcyanide: absolutely. in the mean time, ryan is giving them the third degree on how to FIX spencer. Gerard rambles off soething about voodoo practitioners and gris gris bags, and mikey rolls his eyes.
Ryan thinks gerard is amybe a little unhinged (but he's still a little starstruck himself)
imconfusedotcom: so they take all of gerard's voodoo crap and thank them, and that night spence crawls into bed with ryan and ryan acts all pissed that spencer is stealing all the sheets, but when he falls asleep ryan whispers, "i'll miss you, bby spence' and the next morning when he wakes up, spencer is back to his former state
brandixcyanide: when ryan calls to thank gerard, he's all "wait, that really worked? i was just throwing otu suggestions. frank returned to normal on his own after a few weeks."
imconfusedotcom: and there went the mystery of baby spencer. (they learn never to mess with the fountain of youth again, even when brendon tries to drag ryan there, "please ry, i just wanna freak some people out!" ryan is having none of it.)
brandixcyanide: \o/
imconfusedotcom: that was a glorious story :D