Dress Rehersal for Reproduction

Jun 08, 2006 22:00

I apparently can't read my schedule right, because I thought I was supposed to go back to work tomorrow, but it turns out I don't go back to work until Saturday. I feel like I haven't been at work in weeks, and it's only really been 4 days. I was apparently on call today, and thought it was my day off. They didn't call me, so it might as well have been one. I do have high speeds on Saturday through Tuesday which is no fun as far as I'm concerned. Next week is my vacation, I can't believe how fast this month is going. I don't want it to be over. :(

I'm going to complain about the joys of being woman womanly things
I have the worst cramps I think I have ever experienced in my life today. So bad in fact that I went searching for a bag of vicodin's that a friend gave me once when I broke wisdom tooth and couldn't get into the dentist for 3 days. It's very rare that I take any kind of medication, so I apparently figured I would never use them again and hid them, or maybe I threw them out I really have no idea but I'm in an incredible amount of pain right now and wish I had them back. I'm sure that when I die, it will be from cramps. Mark my words. ('What did she die from?' 'oh just Massive CRAMPS!') I don't think I will ever be able to bear the pain of child birth, because my cramps take over my whole lower body. I can't walk, I can't move and all I can think about is how bad of pain I'm in.

Would anyone like some ovaries and some fallopian tubes? I'm giving them away for free.

I can't end this entry on that note, but I don't have much else to talk about, so how about you look at some cute (yet HUGE) pictures of extremely sleepy Pepito.






p.s. my dad is now known as the bank of frank. seriously.

pepito, cramps, work, pictures

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