Ladies Love Cool Sara
Why can't I have a cool letter for a first name? Because LL Cool Say doesn't look and or sound, in anyway cool.
Now every blue moon I get hit on by people on my trips. This trip had a few firsts for me, one of them was my first time getting hit on my a woman. Aggressively I might add. Don't get me wrong, she was a very nice lady, and I think it's a big compliment but she was all over me! She kept ringing her call button , and stopping me when I was walking down the isle, I was talking to her and trying to be nice until I started doing my beverage service. I was almost done and she comes back to where I was standing, and starts giving me a massage. I'm not kidding, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. I wasn't sure what to say, so I just kind of shrugged her off of me and said "Please don't do that. Go back to your seat." I was still pretty polite to her after that, but I mostly hid in a passenger seat in the back after that. As she was getting off the plane, she gave me this:
My exact response when she handed it to me was "Oh my god!" No one has given me a card before, my first business card, and my first business card from a woman. What a strange strange trip.
Coincidentally, on the flight after that, I got another one. This time from a guy. It was kind of weird, because the whole flight he didn't really hit on me. He did talk to me though, he just asked me some questions about some lake (which I should state here that I obviously had no idea what he was talking about because I'm horrible with what things we might be flying over regardless of where I'm at) and then just left me alone. When he was getting off the plane he gave me his card and said "For your long layovers in VUO." I'm not kidding, he really said that.
My response to him was the same as it was to the weird lady. "Oh my god..." But after that I ran into the flight deck and said "LOOK I JUST GOT ANOTHER ONE, I'M SUCH A PLAYGIRL!" I wish I really was......
I had an uber long layover in Tulsa this morning, so I watched this on TV. Now I'm convinced that I can quit my job and work with chimps. It would be the best job ever!
Now every blue moon I get hit on by people on my trips. This trip had a few firsts for me, one of them was my first time getting hit on my a woman. Aggressively I might add. Don't get me wrong, she was a very nice lady, and I think it's a big compliment but she was all over me! She kept ringing her call button , and stopping me when I was walking down the isle, I was talking to her and trying to be nice until I started doing my beverage service. I was almost done and she comes back to where I was standing, and starts giving me a massage. I'm not kidding, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. I wasn't sure what to say, so I just kind of shrugged her off of me and said "Please don't do that. Go back to your seat." I was still pretty polite to her after that, but I mostly hid in a passenger seat in the back after that. As she was getting off the plane, she gave me this:
My exact response when she handed it to me was "Oh my god!" No one has given me a card before, my first business card, and my first business card from a woman. What a strange strange trip.
Coincidentally, on the flight after that, I got another one. This time from a guy. It was kind of weird, because the whole flight he didn't really hit on me. He did talk to me though, he just asked me some questions about some lake (which I should state here that I obviously had no idea what he was talking about because I'm horrible with what things we might be flying over regardless of where I'm at) and then just left me alone. When he was getting off the plane he gave me his card and said "For your long layovers in VUO." I'm not kidding, he really said that.
My response to him was the same as it was to the weird lady. "Oh my god..." But after that I ran into the flight deck and said "LOOK I JUST GOT ANOTHER ONE, I'M SUCH A PLAYGIRL!" I wish I really was......
I had an uber long layover in Tulsa this morning, so I watched this on TV. Now I'm convinced that I can quit my job and work with chimps. It would be the best job ever!