Oct 11, 2004 18:23
So, Rodney Dangerfield passed on.
Everyone knows this, and yet... NO ONE knows *my* heartache.
I never really cared much for Rodney Dangerfield as an actor or comedian. He was far too abraisive and bug-eyed for me. As a person, I'm sure he was wonderful... But what he was REALLY good at was headlining my game "How Much Would it Take for You to Fuck Rodney Dangerfield?"
AND I CAN'T DO THAT ANYMORE! I mean... I could, and it would obviously up the cost... or lower it depending on how big of a sick bastard you are. But I just don't feel right.
So I guess I'll just have to change the name to my second pick.
"How Much Would it Take for You to Fuck Louie Anderson?"
SO... how much?