I blame Katie.
My 21 Firsts:
1. Who was your first prom date?
Ray Sloan. Ugh.
2. Who was your first roommate?
My wretched sister, if that counts, or Hiroyo Jones (Action Six Weather Girl).
3. What alcoholic beverage did you first drink?
Bartle & James Original Wine Cooler at age 4 or 5.
4. What was your first job?
Ah, glorious evil Huntsville Times delivery.
5. What was your first car?
1994 Ford Tempo (It's the last year they made the Tempo. That makes it special, right?).
6. When did you go to your first funeral?
Meh. I was <5 and it was for a great-grandmother.
7. What was your first broken bone?
I broke both the bones in my left forearm. I can't remember what thems bones be called, but my arm looked like a staircase when I broke them. I was 5 and I didn't cry. My mother has always been impressed by that. Fuck, I'm impressed by that now.
8.Who was your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Stone. She had a nervous breakdown and didn't teach for 3 years after my class.
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
I was on one as an infant, but I don't know when or where. After that, Huntsville to Dallas, age 18.
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
I've never snuck out of my house. I'm that lame.
11. Who was your first Best Friend and are you still friends with them?
Some manner of an Ashley, and no.
12. Where was your first sleepover?
I think it was at the home of the Ashley from above.
13. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?
Pat if I want to be yelled at. Mark if I want to be coddled.
14. Who's wedding were you in the first time?
I've never been in a wedding.
15. What is the first thing you do in the morning?
Often, call Pat and make sure he's awake for whatever we're doing that day.
16. What was the first concert you ever went to?
Big Spring Jam in 10th grade.
17. First tattoo or piercing?
Ears pierced at age 5.
18. First celebrity crush?
John LeMay as Ryan Dallion in the TV series "Friday the 13th."
19. Age of first real kiss?
I was 19, and I'd rather not talk about that.
20. First crush?
Eric Stone.
21. First TRUE love?
I'll letcha know when it happens.
1. Who was your first prom date?
Ray Sloan. Ugh.
2. Who was your first roommate?
My wretched sister, if that counts, or Hiroyo Jones (Action Six Weather Girl).
3. What alcoholic beverage did you first drink?
Bartle & James Original Wine Cooler at age 4 or 5.
4. What was your first job?
Ah, glorious evil Huntsville Times delivery.
5. What was your first car?
1994 Ford Tempo (It's the last year they made the Tempo. That makes it special, right?).
6. When did you go to your first funeral?
Meh. I was <5 and it was for a great-grandmother.
7. What was your first broken bone?
I broke both the bones in my left forearm. I can't remember what thems bones be called, but my arm looked like a staircase when I broke them. I was 5 and I didn't cry. My mother has always been impressed by that. Fuck, I'm impressed by that now.
8.Who was your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Stone. She had a nervous breakdown and didn't teach for 3 years after my class.
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
I was on one as an infant, but I don't know when or where. After that, Huntsville to Dallas, age 18.
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
I've never snuck out of my house. I'm that lame.
11. Who was your first Best Friend and are you still friends with them?
Some manner of an Ashley, and no.
12. Where was your first sleepover?
I think it was at the home of the Ashley from above.
13. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?
Pat if I want to be yelled at. Mark if I want to be coddled.
14. Who's wedding were you in the first time?
I've never been in a wedding.
15. What is the first thing you do in the morning?
Often, call Pat and make sure he's awake for whatever we're doing that day.
16. What was the first concert you ever went to?
Big Spring Jam in 10th grade.
17. First tattoo or piercing?
Ears pierced at age 5.
18. First celebrity crush?
John LeMay as Ryan Dallion in the TV series "Friday the 13th."
19. Age of first real kiss?
I was 19, and I'd rather not talk about that.
20. First crush?
Eric Stone.
21. First TRUE love?
I'll letcha know when it happens.