Wrecking Ball (4/?): And it's all quite dim

[imustgofirst]

Title: Wrecking Ball
Fandom: The Closer/Major Crimes
Pairing: Brenda/Sharon
Rating: M

Just a little explanatory note: in the universe of this story, Stroh is awaiting trial not for the rapes and murders Major Crimes investigated, but only for the attempted murder of Rusty and Brenda. As I understood it in the season seven Stroh episodes, the

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[ubiquitousmixie]

GOOD GOD WOMAN.

I mistyped that first sentence like six times, so thanks for that. I just. Hmm. Where to begin. I'll be a good little reader and censor my thoughts (and share the rest in a text message).
-Remember that one time when you asked "hey, what should I include in the next chapter" and I habitually responded, "SEX!" and you were all "lol nope"? Do you remember that? Cuz I do, and this is almost better than sex, because Sharon. And a RABBIT. A FUCKING RABBIT. I died. I'm so thankful I didn't read this on my phone in the living room while I sat next to my dad and watched television. I think you broke my brain. I should have known that your Raydor would have a box of vibrating toys and that she would be so controlled (heh) about her sexuality and even her release in whatever form it takes. And goddamn, I LOVE that she came thinking about Brenda, whether she liked it or not.
-Have I told you lately that you're my favorite?
-Raydor dressing as DARTH Raydor and not DIET Raydor. I may need a moment. Or ten.
-God, when Brenda and Sharon finally hook up, I'm going to need a cigarette. You're gonna kill us all.
-Her and Her interrogations. God, I miss those. It's like their foreplay.
-On the plus side, I pretty much forgot everything you had already let me read. So, well done there.
-OH YEAH! Raydor busting Flynn's balls! I loved that so much.
-The press conference reminded me very much of Laura Roslin. Can we just airlock Stroh please?
-You know I just love it when you use the word "ubiquitous" in the middle of a fantasy! Jeez...no wonder Sharon used up all her batteries after a moment like that!
-AAAANNNDD Raydor topping Brenda anyway with the interrogation. I just. I can't.
-I should've learned my lesson when you told me to enjoy reading the newly posted chapter: be prepared for anything.

LOVED THIS. Especially loved that you posted this while you were on the clock, Professor McNaughty. Okay. Shutting up now. You win all the fanfic awards for forever.