Eighteen Dragons Slain

[imusteatit]

Those monsters yesterday were pretty nasty but at least I got to have some fun. I hope nobody got hurt, I tried to burn down as many as possible

Comments

[anti_bereznoff]

When Daddy wanted a dragon, the dragon got it all wrong and said it had to win the fight, even though everyone knows the dragon always loses.

[anti_bereznoff]

It's in the script.

[imusteatit]

If it tries to win, just punch it in the face. Then it can't argue with anymore. But remember to tell it there's no hard feelings in the end!

[imusteatit]

WAIT WHERE DID YOU FIND A DRAGON?!

[anti_bereznoff]

ARE YOU THINKING OF STEALING DADDY'S DRAGON?!

[anti_bereznoff]

But I don't have a dragon...

[anti_bereznoff]

I have two.

[imusteatit]

...two dragons?

[imusteatit]

I DON'T WANT TO STEAL HIM, I WANT TO FIGHT HIM!

You can have him back when I'm done.

[anti_bereznoff]

I don't want a spoiled dragon either! A real Daddy-Knight can't fight someone's leftover dragon, just think of the fangirls, what would they say?!

[imusteatit]

It's not spoiled just because it got beaten by me. Lots of great guys have been beaten by me. That's just how things work.

[anti_bereznoff]

MISS LUCY! AND AFTER I TOLD MISS ECLAIR ALL ABOUT YOU AS MY PERFECT GIRLFRIEND, TOO!

[anti_bereznoff]

Well, Miss Eclair asked what pretty ladies Daddy knew, so Daddy made a list, which was very shiny and a bit long and Miss Eclair said she really wanted to see Miss Lucy best!

[ooc: yes, he signed her death warrant like that. ._.v]