Carolyn's Vegas Bachelorette
Went to Vegas during Labor Day Weekend for Carolyn's bachelorette party.
Now, I don't gamble so I'm not the hugest fan of Vegas...but I do love food and dancing, so great fun was nevertheless had.
I don't gamble, but still managed to sit next to Ann while she played blackjack for 4 hours. We imbibed 10 free drinks. Now we are tipsy and it is difficult to go clubbing.
We made it out to Tao and crashed this table of guys (Would I like a drink? Why yes, thank you!) who were there for a bachelor party.
This picture make me laugh because we look like Sex and the City and it looks like we're laughing at that guy and he's all "You guys? I'm RIGHT HERE."
We had lunch the next morning at Olives, Todd English's restaurant in the Bellagio.
I was disappointed. My lambchops were so gamey and a little tough. They looked better than they tasted, for sure.
Directly before this picture was taken, I saw LEONARDO DICAPRIO. He was literally 5 ft away from us! I swooned.
But no pictures. I had to play it cool, guys. Even though I used to print out pictures of him in black and white on the school library printer in 1996.
Went to Blush and Tryst on Saturday night. Blush was wack; Tryst was crowded. I suppose that made it better.
The guy behind me said I "danced good for an asian girl." A little while later, a sleazy italian man asked me if my hair was a weave. Backhanded compliments = SADDINGS.
Wound down the night at the bar inside Wynn and met these nice fellows. The guy sitting next to me is a 9th grade math teacher. Another guy used the phrase "non sequitur." I was like, "yall smart."
One dude (not pictured) was a director of a made-for-TV-movie (lol) on Showtime starring Ja Rule.
"What was Ja Rule like?"
"Horny"
"Yech."
After a delicious buffet at Bellagio, we looked at pictures we had taken and I picked my nose.
My last day. Suemy and I are SADDINGS.