Wasting Time...
1. Name something you use in the shower? Indoor plumbing.
2. Something people hate to find on their windshield? A moose.
3. Name something a man might buy before a date? Toothbrush
4. What is something you cook in the microwave? Nothing. I prefer to bake in the toaster-oven.
5. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? Employee
6. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? Hey, everyone loves their mommy!
7. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Brings in a dead mouse and leaves it at your feet
8. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? Life
9. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? Assisting the elderly!
10. Name a phrase with the word 'home' in it? "Do you want to set trojanspyware.com as your Home Page? yes or yes?"
11. Name a sport where players lose teeth? Student dentistry
12. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a good day? Compile their lesson on PowerPoint and spend the first half of class trying to figure out how to work the projector.
13. Name something that can brighten your day? Reading the Bible before work
14. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? Life-preserver
15. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? Hard-disk space
2. Something people hate to find on their windshield? A moose.
3. Name something a man might buy before a date? Toothbrush
4. What is something you cook in the microwave? Nothing. I prefer to bake in the toaster-oven.
5. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? Employee
6. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? Hey, everyone loves their mommy!
7. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Brings in a dead mouse and leaves it at your feet
8. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? Life
9. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? Assisting the elderly!
10. Name a phrase with the word 'home' in it? "Do you want to set trojanspyware.com as your Home Page? yes or yes?"
11. Name a sport where players lose teeth? Student dentistry
12. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a good day? Compile their lesson on PowerPoint and spend the first half of class trying to figure out how to work the projector.
13. Name something that can brighten your day? Reading the Bible before work
14. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? Life-preserver
15. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? Hard-disk space