hacking up the blood you clotted in me
so today alisha and i saw each other and she gave me a cookie monster doll gum a cool bag sparkley paper and a booty full card i saw jacob and his twin. me and my lady aka alisha had hot hot xxx monkey sex. and after that my name is now spelled with a maXXX for respectful reasons. we saw a concert today it was less than jake the cure and with special guests taking back sunday. i gave alisha a huge wedgie in amandas purple underwear i thought it was cute as a button. i killed a cat and a huge elephant with a hemroid the size of a basketball.
i made up some of that stuff to make it sound like i knew what i was talking about
and i also found out that me and kims boyfriend have alot of stuff in common see i too am a secret agent i just found out today i am still in shock