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Sep 29, 2007 12:21

I miss LJ memes. You can blame this one on Kynder. I always mispell her LJ handle so fuck it I'm taking the easier road. =>

1. I've come to realize that, my ex is:
someone I wish I'd stayed friends with because he truly was a good guy and while I wasn't really attracted to him physically I was attracted to him mentally.

2. I've come to realize that, I talk :
like a complete and total ditz at time but hate being made fun of by anyone.

3. I've come to realize that, I love :
Tom more than I've loved anyone. I love him so much that if we just became friends I would still be very happy because he's made such a huge impression on my life.

4. I've come to realize that, I have:
only myself to blame for things I struggle with in my life.

5. I've come to realize that, I lost :
the notion that I have to be nice to everyone....even if they're not nice to me.

6. I've come to realize that, I hate it when :
people vomit their rudeness during the 'Christmas Season'.

7. I've come to realize that, number 7 was missing from Disha's list and that I didn't type that.

8. I've come to realize that, Marriage is :
A lost art.

9. I've come to realize that, Somewhere, someone is thinking :
that that pickle never should have been put there.

10. I've come to realize that, I'll always be :
boring yet bizarre.

11. I've come to realize that, I have a crush on :
Sarah Silverman.

12. I've come to realize that, The last time I cried was :
the other night I awoke at the apex of a nasty car crash and felt that was how I would die.

13. I've come to realize that, My cell phone:
hasn't been invented yet.

14. I've come to realize that, When I wake up in the morning:
I hate not getting to put on jeans if it's a workday.

15. I've come to realize that, Before I go to sleep at night I:
need to put on Certain Dri antiperspirant to shrink the sweat glands in my pits.

16. I've come to realize that, Right now I am thinking about :
how my bladder is filling with pee pee but I want to finish this meme before I release it's contents forever.

17. I've come to realize that, Babies are :
something I want so badly it hurts but at other times I'm thankful for my freedom.

18. I've come to realize that, I get on myspace :
because I've had a moment of fucking retarded thinking.

19. I've come to realize that, Today:
is going to be full of painting my house.

20. I've come to realize that, Tonight I will :
get stoned, watch a good movie and enjoy the company of my wonderful, sexy, hippie looking boyfriend.

21. I've come to realize that, Tomorrow I will :
go in to work for a few hours to get caught up on inventory auditing. I fucking love my job...no sarcasm whatsoever. I seriously LOVE it.

22. I've come to realize that, I really want to:
be comfortable being myself.

23. I've come to realize that, The person who is most likely to do this:
already has done it.

bumblebees spit tobasco into pickle jars

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