New Years Meme
1. What did you do in 2009 that you'd never done before?
Fucked Potter instead of just fucking him over. What? That's a big achievement.
2. Did you keep your New Years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I resolve to give Weasel a colonoscopy with his own face.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Fucking hell, no, and if anyone tries to, I'll hex their vagina closed. Why would I want anyone to give birth near me?
4. Did anyone close to you die?
No, but I wish some would.
5. Where did you visit?
Paris, New York, wherever the fuck... this is a boring question.
6. What would you like to have in 2010 that you lacked in 2009?
My cock bronzed for posterity.
7. What date from 2009 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
What? Fuck this. I give up. I'm going to do something more interesting... like stick my dick in the open fire.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
9. What was your biggest failure?
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
11. What was the best thing you bought?
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and/or depressed?
14. Where did most of your money go?
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
16. What song will always remind you of 2009?
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. Happier or sadder?
ii. Thinner or fatter?
iii. Richer or poorer?
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
20. How did you spend Christmas?
21. How will you be spending New Year's Eve?
22. Did you fall in love in 2009?
23. How many one-night stands?
24. What was your favorite TV program?
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
26. What was the best book you read?
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
28. What did you want and get?
29. What did you want and not get?
30. What was your favorite film of this year?
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2009?
34. What kept you sane?
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
37. Who did you miss?
38. Who was the best new person you met?
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2009.
40. What are you looking forward to in 2010?
Fucked Potter instead of just fucking him over. What? That's a big achievement.
2. Did you keep your New Years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I resolve to give Weasel a colonoscopy with his own face.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Fucking hell, no, and if anyone tries to, I'll hex their vagina closed. Why would I want anyone to give birth near me?
4. Did anyone close to you die?
No, but I wish some would.
5. Where did you visit?
Paris, New York, wherever the fuck... this is a boring question.
6. What would you like to have in 2010 that you lacked in 2009?
My cock bronzed for posterity.
7. What date from 2009 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
What? Fuck this. I give up. I'm going to do something more interesting... like stick my dick in the open fire.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
9. What was your biggest failure?
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
11. What was the best thing you bought?
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and/or depressed?
14. Where did most of your money go?
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
16. What song will always remind you of 2009?
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. Happier or sadder?
ii. Thinner or fatter?
iii. Richer or poorer?
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
20. How did you spend Christmas?
21. How will you be spending New Year's Eve?
22. Did you fall in love in 2009?
23. How many one-night stands?
24. What was your favorite TV program?
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
26. What was the best book you read?
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
28. What did you want and get?
29. What did you want and not get?
30. What was your favorite film of this year?
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2009?
34. What kept you sane?
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
37. Who did you miss?
38. Who was the best new person you met?
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2009.
40. What are you looking forward to in 2010?