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So I just got home from work and I was checking all of my emails and comments, when I went to my MySpace account I found this from my roommate. It made me laugh I hope it brings a tear to your eyes as well...
This is a gag, done for fun not acutal intructions on how to do this ok?
1. Make sure your relaxed, if your not your gonna choke.
2. Make sure he is relaxed or your not gonna get your cream filling.
3. Start by flicking the underside of the shaft with the tip of your tounge, and repeat for a few min making sure to tease him.
4. Slowly insert his member into your mouth and slowly bob up and down, making sure to keep your teeth out of the way, it can be really painful for him and maybe you if you scrape.
5. Relax your throat and hold your breath and slowly go down on his member until his pubic hair tickles your nose, and repeat. (it is ok if your eyes water, for some reason this will happen, it happens to the bes of us.)
6. Make sure you alternate between the deep throat action and the bobbing of your head.
7. By this time he should be moaning involentarly, and his hips jerking with your movements, ready yourself and relax for the treat in the end.
8. This is up to the individual person, you can swallow or spit. But always remember; Bad girls swallow, good girls spit, what are you?
This is a gag, done for fun not acutal intructions on how to do this ok?
1. Make sure your relaxed, if your not your gonna choke.
2. Make sure he is relaxed or your not gonna get your cream filling.
3. Start by flicking the underside of the shaft with the tip of your tounge, and repeat for a few min making sure to tease him.
4. Slowly insert his member into your mouth and slowly bob up and down, making sure to keep your teeth out of the way, it can be really painful for him and maybe you if you scrape.
5. Relax your throat and hold your breath and slowly go down on his member until his pubic hair tickles your nose, and repeat. (it is ok if your eyes water, for some reason this will happen, it happens to the bes of us.)
6. Make sure you alternate between the deep throat action and the bobbing of your head.
7. By this time he should be moaning involentarly, and his hips jerking with your movements, ready yourself and relax for the treat in the end.
8. This is up to the individual person, you can swallow or spit. But always remember; Bad girls swallow, good girls spit, what are you?