random poems...
that kate and i wrote a long time ago. i found them today when i was cleaning my room. they made us laugh soo much. and then we found the comedy strip that kate wrote..about..weinel. we arent really sure what that is anymore..but she wrote another one today. laughed our butts off. twas amusing.
anyway..back to the poems.
here they be.
mine...
Food, Animals and Cars ..(original title i know)
I like eggs on my tractor,
and peanuts on my lawmower.
I like ham on my bed,
and butter in my flip flops.
I like monkeys in my shower,
and antelopes in my pool.
I like armadillos in my book bag,
and turtles in my llunchbox.
I like bicycles on my ears,
and tires on my fingers.
I like mopeds on my lampshade,
and mufflers on my dresser.
I like bananas on my monkeys in my shower,
and oranges on my butter in my flip flops.
I like plums on my tires on my fingers,
and kumquats on my armadillos in my bookbag. (plus it takes the animal smell away. )
I like anything. Anywhere!
(teehee)
Kates: Yummy Years
I like meatloaf in my jacuzzi,
and gravy in my box.
I like candy apples in my toilet,
and bamboo shoots in my lawnmower.
I like peppers in my sneakers,
and peanut butter in my pillow case.
I like anchovies between my toes,
and beans in my faucet.
I like octupus' up my nose,
and cashews in my ear.
These are all the things
That excite me during
The year.
aren't these grrr-eat? you know they are. your jealous. dont deny it. Its not becoming of you. gosh.
anyway..back to the poems.
here they be.
mine...
Food, Animals and Cars ..(original title i know)
I like eggs on my tractor,
and peanuts on my lawmower.
I like ham on my bed,
and butter in my flip flops.
I like monkeys in my shower,
and antelopes in my pool.
I like armadillos in my book bag,
and turtles in my llunchbox.
I like bicycles on my ears,
and tires on my fingers.
I like mopeds on my lampshade,
and mufflers on my dresser.
I like bananas on my monkeys in my shower,
and oranges on my butter in my flip flops.
I like plums on my tires on my fingers,
and kumquats on my armadillos in my bookbag. (plus it takes the animal smell away. )
I like anything. Anywhere!
(teehee)
Kates: Yummy Years
I like meatloaf in my jacuzzi,
and gravy in my box.
I like candy apples in my toilet,
and bamboo shoots in my lawnmower.
I like peppers in my sneakers,
and peanut butter in my pillow case.
I like anchovies between my toes,
and beans in my faucet.
I like octupus' up my nose,
and cashews in my ear.
These are all the things
That excite me during
The year.
aren't these grrr-eat? you know they are. your jealous. dont deny it. Its not becoming of you. gosh.